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Nope.. more like a psych major at some shitty tier 3 state school. It"s so obvious its hard to fathom I"m the only one who sees it. Eomar, you need to shabang somebody else bro. Anyone.

HAHAHA, awesome if true.

I get it, I really do - but who/what/how that "other guy" is/does/acted/looked like didn"t matter really. She was a curious young lady, and he was convenient... if it wasn"t him, it would have been someone else I imagine. Maybe not now, but soon. For your sake, I wish she had the fucking stones...

Right... and I"ve only had sex with 19 women... according to the lie I told my old lady when we started dating. Look, its pretty clear this girl (she"s 22, so she"s still a fucking mentally handicapped child) has love in her heart for you. Legitimately, and thats a beautiful thing. But that...

Movie dates are the best. Nothing like getting your finger bang on while watching Independence Day. Shit, I"m getting old.

Can"t say I"ve been there, but I have been in situations where I"ve needed to move on from a girl - my only advice, as crude and crass as it sounds - plough as many disgusting, filthy whores as possible. If you reach 30 and haven"t hit mid double digits, you"re doing yourself a massive...

ROFL, this had me dying.

HAHAHAHAHA

Haaaaahaha, wtf

For fucks sakes, just hire some Mexican to ice her and be done with it.

Oblig.