Well, I think what I wrote is pretty clear. If Brady dies of AIDS before next season then they can't play one another again. I suppose in reality it would be dieing of pneumonia or something but it amounts to the same thing.
Did you mean fisting someone else or your own ass? If you meant your own ass that's pretty weird. Butt peeing is perfectly legit when it's a hot chick so I would assume that it's fairly normal in the gay community as well.