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  1. Noodleface

    Pets

    Oh man I didn't know when putting dog in stressful situations and leaving them unattended the best corrective way to deal with them is to kick them in the face as hard as my tiny, weaboo pillow-clutching body can handle. Afterwards did you walk around the park and punch crying babies in their...
  2. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Something I was taught in counterstrike long ago was go to an empty map (target area whatever) and pick a couple targets (barrels in CS:S). At varying distances, stationary and moving, try to immediately aim and fire on the barrels. If you find yourself over-aiming on the barrels consistently...
  3. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Haha oh yeah I forgot, that was funny. Plus Vittra was drinking so it made me laugh even more.
  4. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    A good genji will destroy a widowmaker. There aren't many good genjis
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You tell me that's not gay then I don't know what is anymore
  6. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Haha we found a team of 6 mcrees. It was constant "HIIIGH NOOOOON" all over the place. I did get a 5-kill from it and we won, so it wasn't so bad.
  7. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I see white reapers everywhere. They kind of stick out too
  8. Noodleface

    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    Also Crone, with my PC purchase recently I just told my wife I was buying some things. If I told her every part I was ordering she would've tried to micromanage it and save money on lesser parts. It reminds me of my guitar stuff. "Why do you need a $1000 amp head, isn't your $150 combo amp...
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    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    I flip-flop between whatever brand is making a better product at a better price at the current time, right now for me that was Nvidia. I do question why anyone would get an AMD CPU though, they've been terrible for so long compared to Intel
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pegging is a gray area man, let's not really classify that as a heterosexual act
  11. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Usually when my kid wakes up that early he passes out after eating too
  12. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Played a whole shitload of zenyatta lastnight. I feel like I know Zenyatta a bit more now, he can be a wrecking ball on the backline with the right team. Had a pretty frustrating night of just all losses, kind of shitty. It wasn't a reflection of the RR bros I was grouped with, just shitty...
  13. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Why not quit? I did
  14. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Why do you hate Michael dell?
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How so? Anal has never done anything for me. No, I have never tried it so I don't know how awesome it could be. Visually and mentally I don't get anything from it.
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I also do not want to try anal so I would need to be pretty sloshed myself to even give it
  17. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I think Gavin actually is
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife will never try anal, I came to terms with it long ago. I do wonder if I could get her absolutely shitfaced and try it, but she's never been shitfaced around me in the 8 or so years I've known her.
  19. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I don't even have a 1440p monitor, but with the step-up program I'd be a fool not to upgrade
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good to hear my man. I'm a little worried that she keeps initiating conversations with "so are we getting divorced?"
  21. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I got killed by an angry Winston knocking me a million miles off the map
  22. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    All those towns are still city-like, definitely not the sticks. Source: Banged a chick in Arlington. I live in the sticks in Somerset.
  23. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Is there like a self-test I can do t osee if I'm on the spectrum? I've never been told I was. until a few here said I was .
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Haven't seen them either, but typically in MA I don't have any of the cool shit you guys talk about
  25. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I'm still gonna roll with the 1070 but I can see the 480 appealing to some. I don't even know how AMD stays in business.
  26. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    My bad I thought the lab was on the MIT campus
  27. Noodleface

    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    I don't even know how AMD is surviving.
  28. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    You guys worry so much about winning that you won't try out heroes in fear you'll drag the team down. We're doing quick play, now is the time to try them out and become proficient! It's like the guys that have ladder anxiety in SC2 so they won't play 1v1, except there is no ladder here!!
  29. Noodleface

    No Man's Sky

    If this game bombs I'm taking "fun" out of the title
  30. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Do you get experience from brawls?
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    won't your face be red if your wife is into rape fantasies
  32. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I changed Slaythe's -1 to a +1, Tred is drowning in poz loads
  33. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Goddamnit tred stop looking at Tracer porn
  34. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    heh heh
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That might work for awhile you know.. Oh, we aren't having sex? Well I'll be in the office all night, make sure you eat dinner or whatever
  36. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Wow thank you for posting that video. That's game changing stuff right there.
  37. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Not really rich like the place you live, it's just a booming tech hub that has really expensive real estate.
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should really just voice your concerns and then do what you need to do after that. It sounds like you have, but you really need to hammer it in how important it is to you. A lot of women view sex differently than men. If she's not going to have sex with you, maybe she'll let you have sex...
  39. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I had a prominent poster abandon my group in anger the other day
  40. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Don't you live in a rich neighborhood though? And you won't find any houses in Cambridge (or few, anyways). It's strictly city living