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This babysitting app is making me want to have children!

I'm personally waiting for the highlighter photos of the new chick, then this thread can be done with. (Although we could start a new @tyen thread to talk about each new babysitter he orders from that app)

Are you asking if he's the peg?

New guy probably said fuck this and went to a bar.

Remember, facebook doesnt count!

Her feet would catch and she'd just hang there.

Would you say #totes?

That rock bottom sign in between you is poetic.

So on a scale of 1-Tim Pool what we talking here? (DAMN I SHOULD HAVE TYPED WHAT WE STALKING HERE)

Yeah, I said you both upgraded, why the complaining?

This dude is @James ?!?!

Do they get mad when they show up and you don't have any kids?

How long before the new guy makes a secret account, becomes one of us, and is in here shit posting about @trex also?

I thought you said that was super gross?

The only way this will be settled to @Araysar 's satisfaction is if you both post dick pics for us to judge as is the tradition of this fine board.

Wait, does the new guy masturbate?

New baby daddy posting on forum because of other dudes babies momma drama and he's taking shots at us? Move over dorritos, someone's coming for your jerb. Also new guy, Tyens new chick is hotter.

Then again req couldn't figure out how to fix foh.

Wait, is tyen banging that girl now? Shit, looks like you both upgraded, why are you all complaining?? Wait, the cyber security expert can't figure out how to make a thread?

I'm confused, do you also owe your mom for the many thousands of dollars she spent raising you or is this only a direct child thing and the grandchildren have to fend for themselves? Will she be bruising those kids legs going up stairs if she isn't paid back??

Araysar just really wants to see your penis apparently.

That 6'1 babysitter?

Can you imagine someone trying that argument on Reddit? Hey guys, yeah, we're going to go ahead and confiscate all of reddits servers because some twats had an argument on your boards.

You somehow thinking a paternity test is a reward is probably what is confusing you.

3 message boards and seven years ago our shitposters brought forth, upon this internet, a new message board, conceived in debauchery, and dedicated to the proposition that not all memes are created equal. (opening remarks before dumping thousands and thousands of posts from 3 defunct boards and...

Oh god the judge will be reading this? If it pleases the court, I'd like to enter into evidence this video of how @tyen is raising his children.

Probably not if she's sweating a few thousand dollars.

It's called the Medical School of needing a new wing to our lab so we'll take your daughter who won't make it two weeks before dropping out, thank you for the check University.

Yeah, but was TST really any good at it?

What kind of grandmother would be trying to get "thousands" of dollars from the parent of her grandchildren? Amazing athletic abilities, fucking lol. Tonya Harding 2.0 inc!

Well...maybe not two?

Violent drunk girl bruises often, news at 11!

More like they're going to find out his inheritance was squandered when Req quit the FOH business.

Why would you need an option for the accepted truth?

Called it! Make us proud!

Yes and FOH is clearly that third party!

Which one do you think gives better head? Drunk girls are generally lousy at it, so I'm going to have to go with tyen.