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I've had the "I need room or I can't fall asleep" conversation with every woman I've ever dated. Number of women who've respected that fact? Zero. I'm sure they think they're really far away when they move off my chest and lay right next to me with their legs and arms all over me but as you...

I think every man sleeps better alone.

Were the ring and trinket titanforged to 895? If not you wouldn't really be wasting the rolls since you could potentially get a much better version of the item you already have.

Yep its Jim again

Forgot to kill world boss on my mage this week so I went over to do it and one of the tanks died right before the boss did and said "no credit again" in raid chat for the WQ... except he got loot (lucky bastard got the trinket). So it apparently wasn't the first time he killed the boss this...

I ended up getting 4 out of 7 Heroic kills this week but goddamn is it painful banging your head against the wall on some of these fights in PUGS. Eye is probably the easiest boss behind Nythendra in the zone but Blizzard really made it a lesson in futility. "How can we make this boss faceroll...

I don't think it's 1300 iterations. It's 1300 setups (I believe AMR changes gearing around and such for each of these setups?). I have no idea how many iterations are run for each setup but it's probably a lot more than 1. At least I'd hope so otherwise you're right, it's terrible.

AMR's local client is nothing more than a .NET command prompt program that allows you to simulate using your own machines hardware. It's not a GUI.

How does simulation craft compare to AskMrRobot? Because I've been using AMR

Yes you should sim your own set up. Here is what I use for PAWN based on my own sims: Agility = .22 Stamina = .15 Armor = 10 Crit = .31 Haste = .35 Mastery = .8 Versatility = 1.12 Avoidance = .64 Leech = 2.14 Look at how stupid that priority list is. Agility, my primary stat is literally the...

Yea Druids don't get an option for OH Resource -> Follower Upgrades. Instead we get a chance for followers to get upgrade items from successful missions.

Arms warriors are ridiculous while solo questing out in the world because they have basically unlimited rage to just keep MS at 3 buffed stacks constantly. Critting shit for 800k+ at level 102 was great fun. You'll notice a BIG difference in output when in a dungeon because you don't have as...

Works on both your primary and talented passives.

Joined an heroic DHT for first random dungeon of the day. Got kicked for going for a chest before going for a quest mob. Couldn't queue again for like 10 minutes because Blizzard is stupid about that kind of crap, finally was able to queue again and got Vault and thought "goddamnit, really?"...

Yes I would. Buncha bitchy period butt boys.

It's not about having fun. It's about having a story to tell your kids.

Well this is awkward...

I quoted the wrong post. I have failed in so many ways.

No but it's been over 3 months. I'm due.

Oh, her face wasn't blurred either you gigantic piece of shit You're spending a lot of time defending yourself.

Yo... bro. We all believe you.

Did she also teach you how to betray the trust of the people who matter to you? Mr. I'm married and you're not?

That was a pretty long rebuttal post. Godspeed.

Yea you're really wrong, but that's nothing new. Keep pretending selling drugs or posting pics of your friends wives on the internet makes you more of an authority on marriage. You weak, pathetic fool

Oh let's be honest. All those subs will just play another character to max level. We can all complain about how much we hate what Blizzard did to end game but they absolutely fucking nailed the leveling process. There has never been an MMO that was more fun to play any class, no matter what is...

Dude is not just phenomenal. He's an unrecognized icon. I've been listening to his music since I can remember and nobody seems to know who he is. It's a goddamn travesty.

You wouldn't understand. You've never been married.

Love hertz

In my defense? Cad is a moron. It should be in his defense. My longest relationship was almost 4 years. The only difference between you married men and me is you "pick your battles" better than I do. And that's only if we're conceding that's an important feature of a personality in this game...

He's offering a service the same way Uber and Kickstarter offer services. Those companies do literally nothing on their own. Yet...

I can vidi that

Well at least it's not latin. I hate feeling pretentious.

I just have a really big dick. It's a problem. @Amod change my title to Coat-Hanger Cervix Fuser please

Until it fuses to her cervix and she almost dies (this happened to 3 different women I know). Oh I'm sorry am I not supposed to talk about that? I don't know about IUD's because I'm not married.

I don't know. I've only been a woman for 2 months and 29 days.

That was a good one. You win. You got me.

"You must spread some shitposting around before you can let Soygen shitpost again"

My uncle has this donkey... he's had this donkey for 20 years. Every year I wait for it to turn into a stud, since he's been a donkey for so long, paid his donkey dues. And yet, every year he's still a donkey.

Cad, can't you be an adult for 5 seconds? This is the grown up section