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So it didn't save you any money, you just used it differently.

I need to get out of the habit of saying I'm single. My girlfriend wouldn't be happy with me if she heard that kind of talk.

I get the feeling some of you think I look in the mirror every morning and say "Gee, I wonder why I'm still single" as if I don't know exactly why I'm still single.

Never heard of Italian hot dog either.

Your wife still makes about half of what I do!!!

I was born and raised on Long Island and have never heard of an "Italian Hot Dog Sandwich". I don't think it's a Jersey thing either. I think it's an Astr0 thing.

You serious? That's pretty much why all my relationships ended. Letting them know I would want a pre-nup. That's what started all the financial arguments that led to the inevitable.

Do you want to lose weight or do you just want to bitch about how you don't own any 25 cent measuring cups?

You know how to search the internet for ways to min/max your wizard to the nth degree but you can't be bothered to search the internet for easy, tasty meals. That's his point. Cooking is really easy. You don't need years of experience, all you need is an internet connection and to know how to...

I wish. I've been looking forever.

What does any of this have to do with coffee?

Let's be very clear about this. I am nothing like Costanza. If the family "laws" in this country weren't so fucking outrageous and cause for such huge concern I would likely be married by now. Financial concerns are very literally the only reason I am still single. And it sadly has nothing to...

Well, in your example she would have to get herself pregnant, or take a supplement that made her lactate, then she would have to go to Africa and specifically look for Tetanus victims, and then regardless of age put their mouth on her tits as if that was going to cure their Tetanus somehow...

I feel like my example in your quote is way more of a reason to stay away than yours is. You crazy fuck! Also, who has tetanus in Africa? Do they even have metal in Africa yet?

Deli meat is also really fucking expensive. Does nobody look at the price/lb on that shit? The on sale "cheap" shit is still $6+ per pound (and it's garbage. Anything not Boar's Head is crap and that stuff is $10+ on sale). I can get delicious cuts of fresh beef or pork for way cheaper than that.

Nutritionist means nothing. We're all nutritionists as far as I'm concerned. Dietitian if you want someone who actually went to school and has any sort of accreditation.

Yea I made it to the episode where they were hiding all their family members in the barn. I honestly don't know how I made it that far considering shit like this happened way before that episode: "Hey stand up on top of the RV to get a bird's eye view so none of those Zombies can get a jump...

How does he keep getting money to make movies? I wish I had a weird name and was more foreign looking. I could be rich in Hollywood! Damn this beautiful Irish face!

If we're being honest TWD is an atrocity and you should be given an award, or at least some sort of certificate, for making it through almost 3 whole seasons.

Just say: "Listen, there is no way you're this mad over a TV show. So what's really bothering you? Talk to me" Just make sure to add the Talk to me bit at the end. It's worth a lot of points, and in any relationship, it's all about the points.

Squirters are the worst.

Ahh. Well nevermind then.

These guys never stopped doing these movie riffs and they definitely have not lost their touch. RiffTrax = The MST3K 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' stars today! Looking forward to this.

You guys thought that anorexic skeleton was hot?

What? The kids were the best part of the show.

Weren't we supposed to get a new season of Nanatsu no Taizai?

That is correct. Different expansion vendors sell different pieces. I'm not really sure what the reasoning is for that other than "Blizzard wants you to stay subscribed for longer"

We already know what the other dimension is (The Vale of Shadows) and essentially why it exists (Gary Gygax)

Do you have a link to that information about the silent seconds Big P? That way Cad can stop being a mortgage climate denier.

Jesus Christ. How many daywalkers are there now?

My girlfriend and I agree with you. He was definitely our favorite character as well. That scene at the dinner table where they are trying to distract the mother had me in stitches.

Well I guess that's how they were getting them through then. By just not telling anyone. I guess since the title search happens before any new liens are put on a house nobody would know until after everything had already gone through.

Man, it's fucked up they even called them "silent second".

How could you say this? They were a big part of the problem because they were tools used to give borrowers loans for 100% of the value of a home. That's all fine and dandy if the buyer has business acumen and can prove they are only taking 100% LTV on the mortgage because they can leverage their...

You pick really strange things to hang your hat on sometimes. Think of it this way. Why does a bank care about getting you out of your PMI payment? Why would they create secondary loans with worse terms just to "help out their customers". These are banks we are talking about. They use the...

I've suddenly lost all interest in this story.

We definitely need some elaboration.