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  1. Jx3

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My super mega bitch cat (who hates everyone except me) shit in my girlfriends shoe this morning. Certainly didn't rustle my jimmies, (in fact the ensuring laughter on my part did the opposite of rustling my jimmies) but having to listen to my woman bitch for the next 3 days will rustle my jimmies.
  2. Jx3

    Funeral Advice

    I know my organs are fucked, thanks chemo, but I suppose I could ask if they want this worn out husk.
  3. Jx3

    Funeral Advice

    Long story short I'm dying. Had my boo-hoo moment in Health Problems, whatever. Fuck funeral homes and funeral directors being fucking money grubbing fuck faces. What's the cheapest I could go? I honestly don't give a shit about anyone visiting my grave, I'll be dead, who gives a shit. I'm also...
  4. Jx3

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I miss going to the nerd shop. Also, I was unable to buy steak today because the local K-rogers is out. Life is hard. I really wanted some steak *edit* I dunt spel gud
  5. Jx3

    (2020) Assassin's Creed Valhalla

    Where did Ubisoft touch you bro? Show us on the Viking
  6. Jx3

    Health Problems

    So bright side to the whole cancer thing is being to help others when they go through this shit. Just learned yesterday a former co-worker was diagnosed with uterine cancer. She a fucking awesome person and I look to her as more of a mentor than co-worker. Hopefully she does ok, fuck cancer.
  7. Jx3

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Ripped off T-shirt sleeves my dude. Toilet paper and a fucking cool shirt when you're done.
  8. Jx3

    The How Not to Use Language Like a Hillbilly Thread

    Thanks bro, not going to lie, it was touch and go there for awhile.
  9. Jx3

    The How Not to Use Language Like a Hillbilly Thread

    I'm from West Virginia. Do I get a pass? Just curious, I ain't learned as some of y'all.
  10. Jx3

    Parent Thread

    Most of my students have checked out and I don't blame them. The secret got out that essentially they can't fail. To quote our superintendent "No students grade for the 4th nine weeks can be lower than what their 3rd nine weeks grade was/is." Which means I assign say, 10 assignments, Lil' Jimmy...
  11. Jx3

    Health Problems

    Mainly they space the appointments out, plus the cancer center is a mini hospital so when you go for chemo you get your own little cubby hole. Biggest thing is you can't bring a guest/visitor with you which kinda sucks. Beyond that it's still pretty much the same.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Cancer is rustling my jimmies pretty hard. Also teachers who try too damn hard. I teach 9th grade English, I'm keeping my shit simple, "read this article, write a response" type shit. Easy to do, easy to grade. Kids are at home and they ain't feeling this shit, I'm at home and I ain't feeling...
  13. Jx3

    Health Problems

    Sup bros. Not dead yet. Had 3 surgeries since Christmas. Long story short apparently I have/had a tumor growing in my guts thats chewing holes in my intestine. Leaking fluid into my body, caused some serious infections. Sucked real bad. Good news, I decided to continue on chemo but it's...
  14. Jx3

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Fuck, may you always find a group homie
  15. Jx3

    Poll VOTE: The Top 10 All-Time Greatest FoH Drama/Incidents

    My personal favorites were 7 feet below, think that was an all out Jug spectacle. Johnny and his whores was always good for a dead. The entire Ravven becoming a prostitute is even more special since I'm pretty sure my buddy smashed it. He's essentially our local Johnny and I remember telling him...
  16. Jx3

    Health Problems

    I appreciate the feel goods. It's just been a question (should I quit chemo?) that has been bugging me. I of course asked my family and I'm the first to go through this shit. Most of my family is dead by 60 from either heart attack or being shot. They have no clue what the fuck to do. All I get...
  17. Jx3

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just wanted to say thanks bros. Celebrated 10 years with the girlfriend last week. We aren't married and this thread has a lot to do with it. Good look homies.
  18. Jx3

    Health Problems

    36, never smoked, cancer doesn't run in the family. Got lucky I suppose.
  19. Jx3

    Health Problems

    First, long time no see amigos. It's been awhile, completely my fault. Secondly I came here because I know I'll get the hard truth(s) and all the years I've been lurking here I've come to know that punches are not pulled. I have cancer, had rectal cancer 3 years ago, did the radiation...
  20. Jx3

    Parent Thread

    Well if you're going to be dumb you gotta be tough
  21. Jx3

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Played 2 games of 40k yesterday and watched 2 games. 8th ed is pretty awesome. Nothing I've run into so far that I havent liked.
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    Parent Thread

    Rabbit brains combined with garlic and cinnamilk. I think I've found the elixir of immortality!
  23. Jx3

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Grew up near a cow field. When we first moved there my dad had each of us touch the electric fence to know not to fuck around with it. Kid is fine, he learned to pay attention.
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    Pets

    Maddie, protesting that I'm using her chair to sort through old clothes
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nothing pisses me off faster than not being able to find something. Like full on Hulk smash mode. Big reason I keep 99% of my stuff in the garage since I know it won't be messed with.
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    Parent Thread

    So are mine, my oldest is 9. Of course I don't have kids, just dogs because I like money.
  27. Jx3

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dicks or gtfo? Dear lord what have we become...
  28. Jx3

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Selling my Cygnar Army due to just not feeling Warmacine lately. Dusting of my 40k models. Think I'm going to focus on 40k and Kings of War.
  29. Jx3

    The struggle is real

    Bruh, let me walk you through this cause you seem new to this whole "Make a post on FoH" thing. First thing is you gotta know you lost. Doesn't matter what you were trying for or what your opinion is you lost. Doesn't even matter if you weren't playing, you lost. The Board Opinion has swayed...
  30. Jx3

    The struggle is real

    I'm normally the first to walk in the school every day. All I do is make any copies I need and then fuck off till the first bell. My boss thinks I'm the hardest working cracker in this place, all because I show up early.
  31. Jx3

    Breaking the Spirit of a Willful Child...

    I have no kids but I was a knucklehead in school and am currently a teacher. The fact you give a shit and are trying to get in front of this says a lot. Trust me, most teachers just want a parent to acknowledge there may be an issue and help us fix it. Something else you may want to look at is...
  32. Jx3

    The struggle is real

    I found $20 today, think I might hit up Taco Bell. I'm feeling a quesadilla
  33. Jx3

    Jx3 for Mod

    Yes, I agree to the moderator code of conduct. Any violations of it will result in my immediate removal from power.
  34. Jx3

    Jx3 for Mod

    Bro, Jug Life is what you make it. I go for the positive.
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    Jx3 for Mod

    I notice I don't have nearly a many responses as other candidates. Just goes to show you need a mod who doesn't shit post. Jug life is best life.
  36. Jx3

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Been with my woman for 8 years come June, still don't see the point in buying the cow if I get the milk for free. Anyways, grats Soy.
  37. Jx3

    Noodleface for Amod

    I'll vote for you Noodle, always thought you did a decent job.
  38. Jx3

    Jx3 for Mod

    As a true leader in modern day capitalist America I'll simply use the response @iannis gave and claim it's mine.
  39. Jx3

    Jx3 for Mod

    I can't do any worse than what we've had. I hang out in the Grown-up forum and the Tabletop games. I'll swing by the poltics thread now and then and act like I give a shit. I don't plan on banning anyone, maybe throw Trollface in the shaw now and then for giggles.