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Why is the NFL so concerned with "keeping the game under control"? If we're not going to get any points we might as well get a few good fights out of this game.

that was a pussy shit penalty

Does it count as a Hoyer if he fumbles it, recovers it but still turns it over on downs?

What if the Moonshine Prophecy got it wrong? Johnny Football isn't going to Dallas, he is going to Houston.

Darth Bill really is a Sith Lord genius. They get to play the winner of this shitshow next week if the Steelers win tonight. If AJ McCarron breaks the Bungles curse tonight then they get to play the Bengals (Andy Dalton will return just to lose it).

I like it. I was hoping for a fifth Hoyer before halftime.

Houston's pretty lucky that KC only has 13 points after 4 Hoyer turnovers

niiiiiice

Since the Texans are going to suck all day they might as well put in JJ Watt as the quarterback for the rest of the game. This would instantly make the game 100x better and really couldn't make things any worse for Houston, right?

and the Derp Bowl continues!

It's all part of their master plan to make the Steelers @ Bengals game more exciting later.

We need a KC turnover now to keep this train going.

FIRST DOWN TEXANS! RAISE THE BANNER BOYS

heh, yep

Out of town helping friends move today and have no internet besides phone. Cards looking like dogshit today, I hope they're getting it out of their system. They might as well pull their starters for the second half.

I really hope the Colts thing happens for the lulz. Andrew needs to offer them a lot of Luck.

holy shit hahaha

They should just run the clock out and both teams win!

heheh edit: wow

This could turn it around for Denver.

Messing around with the playoff sim again and if Arizona beats Seattle next week the Seahawks are the #6 seed and playing at either Green Bay or Minnesota (whoever wins that game). If the Seahawks win they are playing against either the Vikings (if they win) or the Redskins (if the Packers...

Not sure what to think either, everyone thought Green Bay was a shoo-in for division champ but they looked like total dogshit today. Hard to judge Minnesota from this game because they're playing a crippled, eliminated team led by Eli "Pick 6" Manning. The game is in Green Bay next week so I'd...

Gotta feel for Atlanta. They beat a 14-0 Carolina team and keep their playoff dreams alive, only to watch the Vikings take a giant steaming dump on the Giants and eliminate them.

Eli's crippled without OBJ to throw to. His only completion is to the Vikings lol

Manning gonna Manning

It's possible since Carolina has something to play for now. I kind of wish they had won today so Arizona wouldn't give a shit about next weeks game and would rest their starters.

Can always count on the Rams for a good troll win.

Second Rodgers fumble taken to the endzone today.

I don't even.... Packers should just pull Rodgers at this point before he gets murdered.

Jesus christ haha

Packers are shitting the bed today

And Rodgers returns the favor!

Andre Ellington who? The David Johnson hype is real

I was. In my defense the game looked over so I was tabbing out from it and copying/burning files and shit and I missed the TD. I think I Astr0'd the NFL thread. I'm so sorry bros. So so sorry.

Anyways, grats Redskins on the NFC East!

Well fuck, you're right. haha

Down2717 points with 5 minutes left. Kicks field goal. #justeaglesthings edit: math is hard, beer.

So uh, it's really looking like Seahawks @ Redskins in week 18. I hope there's snow and a hurricane and half of the Seahawks break their ankles on the shitty turf there. Seahawks having to go play the Packers in Lambeau would be ideal but a bunch of wierd shit has to happen to make that...

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Who's this new guy DeMarco Murray? A mighty 19 yards rushing so far.