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That was orcs sacking the Shire after Sauron's victory.

Ironically I don't think a single extended scene is part of the ending sequence. They didn't leave out anything from the ending in the theatrical cut other than the Scouring and obviously they never had any plans to film that in the first place.

Reasonable is relative. That was very reasonable for Mist, especially compared to where I was expecting things to go.

gtfo with this reasonable response bullshit.

The knee wasn't even on his fucking neck.

Hmm I wonder if allowing a chimp activist onto the jury who lied about their chimp activism could have tainted the process. I wonder if refusing to allow a change of venue could have tainted the process. I wonder if not properly sequestering the jury could have tainted the process. I wonder...

I mean the coroner's report also feels differently but who cares about facts amiryte?

it's almost like a script or programming

He's a fucking celeb, he isn't gonna do time at all much less some hypothetical maximum sentence.

Seeing as how you're from the state that brought us the Broward Cowards, I'm not surprised that you don't know what spines are and the way they would protect the airway in that kind of situation. NGL kinda gross to be friends with your co-workers.

Dumb or not they probably shouldn't be allowed to do that shit in any kind of organized fashion without having a doctor on standby. No shortage of concussions when you just stand there and let some dude tee off on your head.

literally the opposite of filling in the blanks

Is that what you think these showrunners are doing, filling in the blanks?

Ok so they're only mashing about 1500 years together into a single short sequence of events instead of the entire Second Age. A relief I suppose. Weird that she wasn't all that torn up about Aegnor and Angrod dying but the death of the brother who was rewarded by the Valar by being brought back...

So Galadriel mourning Finrod was a flashback right? She didn't go straight from his bier to running around after Sauron?

lmao @ excluding NCs just so Jones would top the list. Jones win streak is 13, not 17. You don't get to claim an unbroken win streak when you got caught cheating.

Stop looking up actor ages if you don't want to realize how old you are. Happened to me when I was looking up actors I thought would be better to play Blade and it's gonna happen to yall too.

You have no real grasp of reality if you think we worship Trump, and a BLM protest attacked the White House in May of 2020 and was completely played down as no big deal by the media, instead using it to mock the president. I doubt you know the first fucking thing about Jan 6th.

lol of course those unoriginal talentless hacks threw in a fucking Balrog.

Ah yeah it's just a few minor inconsistencies in RoP, my mistake.

So I guess Tolkien left that part out of the story later and Galadriel just abandons Eregion for no particular reason to go live in Lorien, and Celeborn just silently abdicates in favor of Celebrimbor but continues to live in Eregion until Sauron destroys it.

The claim that the estate approached Amazon doesn't make sense. The deal didn't go through until Christopher stepped down, so why would the guy who opposed the deal have gone looking for one?

Amazon approached the Tolkien Estate, Christopher said go pound sand, the rest of the family just wanted to get paid and presumably argued with him, Christopher said fuck it im too old for this shit and resigned as director of the estate, letting his disappointment of a son take charge, and...

It's sad that you lend the least bit of credibility to anything a whore says.

Oh the irony.

ah yes as if their hubris couldn't get any worse, now they're comparing themselves to one of the most visionary directors of the modern era.

Well it's been known for years that she was married, wonder if she's planning to retire and this bullshit is one more way to milk simps?

Go watch that episode again, what they actually proved is exactly what I said. Yes, two people could fit atop the door but their weight swamps it. The only reason Rose survives long enough to be rescued by a lifeboat is because Jack staying in the water keeps her completely out of it.

It was an oak door that barely had enough buoyancy to keep Rose out of the water. Assuming that Jack could actually get on board without flipping it (he already tried and failed once) it would ride so low that it would be swamped and they would both freeze to death before being rescued.

He's one of the Istari if that's what you're referring to, but that was never one of his names.

Christopher wasn't exactly wrong (about the LotR trilogy anyway), his excessive veneration of his father's work just warped his opinion a bit too much. They absolutely are pale shadows of the books. What he failed to consider though is that even the pale shadow of a masterpiece can be a...

Disingenuous doesn't work for you, try something else.

What part of the word 'moment' needs clarification?

Farmer show isn't as funny as I thought it would be, just another overpowered protagonist show for the most part. The first episode was great where he actually had to use a hoe for his attack and it was based on the idea of him plowing a field, but the 'farmer' excuse in this latest episode is...

good old internet hyperbole

Return of the King was a shit movie that was propped up by the mind-blowing spectacle of Pelennor. Can't really find fault with Fellowship though, it was amazing.

The minecart loop is one of the recommended strats for the twins on master.