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  1. Phazael

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Oh yeah they can. I mean the government obviously can and anyone who has ever been to a fast food restaraunt, let alone worked in one, knows its possible. If anything, its easier to be useless and get away with it in white collar work.
  2. Phazael

    Single greatest song ever written?

    Kashmir is the song that LZ themselves said was their best song ever. People get sick of Stairway to Heaven. No one gets sick of hearing Kashmir.
  3. Phazael

    Single greatest song ever written?

    Led Zeppelin- Kashmir Gustaf Holtz- Mars the Bringer of War Ludwig Van Beethoven- 9th Symphony Honerable mention to Spirit of the Radio by Rush and Back in Black by ACDC
  4. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    My first run I only really looked up the Ranni quest line because I wanted to get the MLGS. Rest I stumbled through and fucked up a lot as a result. The kind of smarmy fuck trying to make that point is the same asshole who used to subscribe to Nintendo Power for hints back in the old days.
  5. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    That just means he is going to go shitlib for a while to sponge attention, since he is not getting what he craves here. He can't for a moment acknowledge that he has been treated more fairly here than he would have been anywhere else. Plus he is getting too old to go TERF fishing anymore, so...
  6. Phazael

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    This. And thats being generous.
  7. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Main benefits of the Jellyfish shield are its the lightest greatshield in the game and the buff is pretty good, working on all damage sources. Downsides are the buff is kind of shorter duration and it locks you out of weapon arts unless you two hand your primary after the buff.
  8. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    He also says he transitioned a decade ago, but still has his donger, adams apple, linebacker shoulders, and man hands. So is caking on makeup, getting a perm, and a pair of bolt ons enough to count as transitioning now? Pretty sure he counts as a simple cross dresser, aka Milton Berle with...
  9. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    He is still the easiest "hard" fight in the game. Only caveat is that you are all but forced to use that spear, due to the mechanics of the fight, which is irritating as both a mage or a melee.
  10. Phazael

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    IW was also where Thanos was at his best, before he became a big dumb rubber monster in EG, apparently to make room for more woke. The real dropoff of the MCU was after IW. It is jarring how big of a falloff EG was and only the Spiderman movies have been remotely as good as IW since.
  11. Phazael

    The Boys

    Not to mention she was basically a drugged out murder hobo for the longest time.
  12. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Fire Giant is way more interesting in multiplayer, for the guy playing ranged at least. A lot of fights in this game suffer from that issue, which is odd because even fights like the Dragon Rider in DS3 were not that annoying with the camera. I swear that the devs must not have played melee...
  13. Phazael

    Ms. Marvel

    Its Scott Pilgrim with a teenage Muslim Pakistani-American girl in the lead. If you can deal with that initial pretext, the show is decent and unique. There are a couple of cringe SJW things, but surprisingly few and subdued. Its mostly about her being a retarded teenage girl and her family...
  14. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah Katanas are very absurdly strong in this game.... until the last fight. Holy is in the same boat with the last two fights. The real ball busting on that last battle is that what tends to be strong against Radagan typically ends up being weak against EB. When I did that fight with my DMGS...
  15. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Not sure what you are saying about the population on PS4. Wife and I were co-oping the snow area most of the day and got invaded by gankers constantly. Pretty much all cookie cutter builds, too. Dual Caimen Spears seems to be the new gank flavor of the week.
  16. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Ok, thats enough internet for me for the week.
  17. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    Gwyn is the first fight they really wanted you to parry to win, so they made the window for doing so massive. I think the last time I beat him on any kind of NG cycle I just armored up and fat tanked him, letting that sorceress chick be the DPS.
  18. Phazael

    The Dangers of Gaming with Women

    NPCs? She laughs about because we both often play the same single player RPGs. We don't play MMOs anymore, since we hung up our spurs after Planes of Power.
  19. Phazael

    Mad God (2022)

    Got around to watching this and the only way I can describe it is if someone dropped a shitload of acid and made a 2 hour Tool video. Was trippy but good in its own disturbing way.
  20. Phazael

    The Dangers of Gaming with Women

    Wife and I met on EQ. We play co-op games regularly, plus board gaming, Warhammer, and our most recent pursuit is playing ER co-op which we are almost to Haligtree on. But my wife is also my best friend, so our relationship is different than the tradwife thing. She would get pissed if I...
  21. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    PS The archer summon is really amazing in the right fight, but you have to play differently and keep the heat off of her. I used her to burn down Firstborn of Stars in my mage run while I went in and dodge tanked him the entire fight. She can basically solo Millenia if you can avoid getting...
  22. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I forget the name of the spell, but its the one that the prisoner starts with that summons a sword on a delay and you can summon a bunch at once. That spell from horseback is how I took out Adula on my caster run. That spell is good in general, until you get Night Comet, but there are some...
  23. Phazael

    The asexual misanthrope thread - where Mist has something to add

    You were the one who started the hairy arm derail.
  24. Phazael

    The asexual misanthrope thread - where Mist has something to add

    Any special reason for this animus? Seems like you have a lot of deep seated seethe going on there.
  25. Phazael

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    I had a thought about the budget on this, mainly with how much they splurged on the Alderan shit which was not used a whole lot. I wonder if a lot of that shit was WIP assets from either the Andor series or the currently turfed High Republic show KK is pimping? I wouldn't put it past her to...
  26. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Rock toss until they get staggered, then spam fast shard or comet. As stated, after they get stance broken the first time their defense goes in the shitter and they are super easy to stunlock. The trio with rot are the rough ones to beat.
  27. Phazael

    The Boys

    What the writers intended and how it came off are two different things. And as he said, statistics are statistics. If you are going to fight crime, you go where the crime is. I think that was the unintentional point that got made is that he is not a good guy, but he is not wrong either. And...
  28. Phazael

    The Boys

    I dont see Silver Hawk as particularly good or bad, just a guy trying to do his job in a shitty situation who is more or less fed up with the bullshit and snaps when they got in his grill. And A Train absolutely played the race card. Remember the older episode where he went to a sports...
  29. Phazael

    The Boys

    Sure, but he showed up and was respectful. He didn't turn into an asshole until the chimpout started up. A-Train did not get sent into a hostile crowd in the same way.
  30. Phazael

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

    I might be in the minority, but I liked Pirates 5 for tying off the threads for most of the core characters from the original. Plus it was centered on Geoffry Rush who is awesome. I can't see where they go with another, even with Depp, unless they can convince Hayeck to come back and reprise...
  31. Phazael

    The asexual misanthrope thread - where Mist has something to add

    Mine was arm two sessions to try it out. All I wanted was a little boost to hang in there a few more years for the wife. But you do need to consult a doctor in the states if you want legit shit. I think Testosterone might be considered a controlled substance in Canada at this point, however.
  32. Phazael

    The Boys

    Homelander's loyal lackies are the self-serving Jogger who burned up his powers and The Derp, biggest moron on the show. It remains to be seen where Black Noir stands on loyalty, but considering he was running errands for Edgars last season I am guessing its not Homelander who he ultimately...
  33. Phazael

    The asexual misanthrope thread - where Mist has something to add

    Most men have substandard T levels, even the fit ones, due to the chemistry in our diet and environment. Tinfoil hat shit aside, it is not changing any time soon so a low grade T boost of some kind is probably something every single man over 20 should contemplate. I got a couple injections and...
  34. Phazael

    I am being given a business

    Just cover your ass legally. Money makes people stupid. Competition, moreso.
  35. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am german and my grandpa was a master of limited but psychologically intense punishment. His favorite thing to do was to send you out to go get a switch he could spank you with.
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Selective and rare punishment is definitely more effective on smarter kids than constant ass whoopings. Young boys especially are acutely aware of it because of how male pecking orders operate.
  37. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah Rock toss (the one the Meteorite Staff boosts) completely destroys her. Somber 5s are a bit of a bottleneck, but there are tons scattered in Caelid, both in dungeons and overland. Also, make sure even if you use the lift to Atlus that you still clear the big mining tunnel alternate...
  38. Phazael

    The Umbrella Academy

    Wokeflix could have never handled the heat of getting rid ole Fivehead even if they had the desire to, or she would have been dumped for making her shoe horn shit into last season.
  39. Phazael

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Where in this shitshow is the Hero's Journey? What was even the point of Reva in the last episode? When did the empire in general and Vader in particular start sparing people who attacked them? When did ISDs stop having Tie Fighter squadrons on them? There is a lot of suspension of disbelief...