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  1. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah I was talking about that one. He wont come over the ledge, so you can arrow gimp him easily, esp if you have some poison arrows.
  2. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    That once can be wrecked by a careful mix of Rock Toss and guard counter with a staggering weapon. I found the Naginata and claymore both worked fine in this fight.
  3. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If its the Storm Castle one, dont cross the bridge and fill him full of arrows. Any other one, even nerfed the cloud of flies spell you can get from the bird farm unlock is relatively easy. Beyond that, bring a big weapon, learn the patterns, and guard counter.
  4. Phazael

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    On topic, I am cautiously optimistic for this movie and can just ignore the girl power shit. Ragnorok was one of the best shifts in the MCU over its whole run and Hemsworth has amazing comedic timing. Aside from the last Spiderman, this is the movie I am most looking forward to from their...
  5. Phazael

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    I'm sure snorting coke off another dudes dick to get friendzoned by hookers doesn't help either.
  6. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Arent there bell things for smithing stones in Haligtree or are they in more accessible areas?
  7. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You could take him to the bird farm early and over level a bunch. Invaders have to be within a certain range of the host and gankers always optimize to hit first run players.
  8. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jokes on you. I am so old I started out jerking off to thumb nails. Seriously though, she looks nice and if she is as advertised you found yourself a unicorn. Carry on, sir.
  9. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    My only real complaint about the DMGS honestly was the moveset. The power up window sucked, but I dont PvP so its not as bothersome to me. I mean, my builds always end up this way on first run souls games, but nothing in my arsenal hits as hard as this weapon and the standard R1 sweep swing is...
  10. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I sort of minored as a caster on my main, but the magic shot (even pre-buff) is just so good I really only cast Fly Cloud or Flame Cleanse since I have had it. And I am still pumping INT, so I probably SHOULD be tossing spells. The damage scaling with the thing at +9 or +10 off the INT stat is...
  11. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you dont care about mainhand weaponarts, the Jellyfish shield (which is actually a greatshield) is really solid. I like the shield you get from the Academy, as its really good against Magic damage, but its dogshit vs Lightning and Holy, making it fall behind the Brass Shield later on...
  12. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you don't want to do spoilers, a good early weapon is the claymore from Castle Morne far to the south of Limgrave. Its decent damage at that point in the game and delivers good stagger, without the lethargic speed and wonky hit boxes of curved greatswords. Also make sure you scour all of...
  13. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Haha they nerfed the piss out of the fly spell, both the spell itself and the dragon seal. Guess I can spec out of Arcane entirely now, since the Mogh spear is basically useless at this point. May as well max out my MLGS cheese.
  14. Phazael

    Morbius (2020)

    Yeah Tank Girl basically ended Lori Petty's entire mainstream career. Same thing for Billy Zane with Phantom or Reeves in Quest for Peace, honestly. Those are movies you know are impressively bad, when entire careers are tanked in the blowback.
  15. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Among the earlier to get and that allow room for other things, it is hard to top either Blasphemous Blade or Darkmoon GS. The latter in particular even got better last patch. If Spears are your jam, the Wood Tree Spear is pretty decent. There are also a number of good Axes out there, but most...
  16. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Godrick is easier than Margit in a lot of ways, once you know his main moves. He arguably gets easier in the second phase if you stay close enough to punish the shit out of his breath attack.
  17. Phazael

    Morbius (2020)

    You guys are either too young to remember or memory blocked some truely bad movies under the superhero banner that came out in the past. Catwoman is indeed bad and probably the worst movie made with top tier talent (Stone and Berry were still pretty solid draws at the time), unless you want to...
  18. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you do the Varric quest to access the bird farm, its a couple suicide runs up the palace path. Literally doable as soon as you can complete the Golden Mask quest line. Edit- I think there might even be a Somber 9 in one of the caves on the way to the Birdfarm camp, too.
  19. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Easiest Ancient Somber to get is behind the tower right before Mogh elevator. You can suicide run to it to get the drop from the chest, but it may take two runs.
  20. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Togue in ER is not the same as DS1 invasion experience. The twinking was never even remotely this bad and you at least got some warning when invaded so you could move to a somewhat safe/revoverable spot. In ER, half the time I literally do not see the warning until I am already ganked because...
  21. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah I have personally been putting off the sewer area on my main play (currently clearing snow area), especially since I already cleared all the shit out of Moghs area a while ago. That leaves frenzied shit which I care not at all about and the fingerprint shield I would need to level 20 STR...
  22. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Update on my wife and I cooping the game: Broomed out all of the Academy lake area, aside from the upside down tower since we need to advance the Darkmoon quest first. Spent most of the day plowing most of Caern area and have it mostly done, but will have to advance the Darkmoon quest first...
  23. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You can go to the palace first if you do the gold mask quest line for the perm invasion finger. This is how most people get to the bird farm early on. I tackled Mogh at a fairly early level for that boss, but L10 Tich and Moghs own fucking fly spell cheesed him pretty handily. Spear was a lot...
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. There is not a single woman in her 40s without some sort of serious baggage. Thats not to say there are not workable issues or things beyond their control (widowed, husband fucked around, family commitments of some sort) but any valid reason comes with its own bullshit.
  25. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    And here I thought it was try finger but hole.
  26. Phazael

    Cyberpunk 2077

    The issue was not the gun as much as the hack. Getting the brainfry proccing constantly is something that never should have happened. Like maybe a cooldown on the proc at the bare minimum.
  27. Phazael

    Cyberpunk 2077

    I am interested in seeing if they nerfed the militia smartgun that hits everything in the front arc. That weapon comboed with the neurohack that procs off of shots at max rank was completely game destroying. Like, point gun in a general direction and spray and everything dies.
  28. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You get the raw scaling bonus of whichever staff you use to cast the spell. Both staves passives apply unless they are identical. It can be powerful in certain combinations, but requires a very specific and specialized build.
  29. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Jump attacks with a heavy weapon work well, as long as your dodge game is on point. Jellyfish ash (leveled up) is something people swear by, but I never had any luck with it. The first time I beat him, I was using a standard Halberd +4 and I called in the barb chick and a leveled up bird...
  30. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Four or five people are bored enough to spend five minutes every other day mocking you because making sperg out is laughably easy. Anyone else is just dunking on you for being retarded and insane. Boy, you sure are winning at life there, Stevo.
  31. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You will want to clear out some of the area prior to him just to get the barbarian NPC quest line going (and as an aid in that fight) anyhow. Plus there are some good things to nab by backtracking out the corridors directly opposite Godrick's grace. Be certain you at least get the barbarian...
  32. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Facing the fog wall right before Godrick it is in a small room on the right.
  33. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Especially that area with the fuck you birds.
  34. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There is a grace right before him. Yolo running to graces and back clearing is actually a solid strategy, because many fights are easier coming from behind the original encounter design. Also many tougher enemies in the game can be arrow cheesed, doubly so if you have access to poison arrows...
  35. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Yes. Now answer the question you black jerky gargling fake.
  36. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    A leveled up Claymore works pretty well for STR guys early on.
  37. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you are STR based and have the Beast talisman, get the Fire Sling or whatever its called spell. The tree guardians get raped by fire and thats the best early game fire damage for a STR oriented character. You may be a little underleveled, but not too bad for that area. Most of the trash in...
  38. Phazael

    Best Covers

    Also oblig: One of the best covers of a classic rock song
  39. Phazael

    Best Covers

    Leibach Cover is the best of this song.
  40. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Did your Phishey alt get banned? Is that why you are spamming this shit? Also what kind of MAGA person is pro globohomo Ukraine? You are a terrible troll, Folder, and you should feel bad.