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  1. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Look, they are going to keep Wilson and probably overpay him to boot. He is the only likeable guy on the roster with national name recognition. But he is a running QB and their shelf life is actually shorter than that of the typical RB. Usually at the three year mark, they either learn to be...
  2. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Depends on how the Lynch situation shakes out and if they overpay Wilson or not. Sadly, Wilson is not worth top QB money, but they almost have to keep him because he is the only positive public face of the team and they already dumped Tate for porking his ex wife. They are kind of committed at...
  3. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait a tick here, I thought your ex invited you to come out to Europe. Is that the situation? Or are we talking about the Pitt girl knowing he is going there?
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Because you are not retarded, just young. We may have had our differences, but I don't wish anything bad on you. I do think willfully putting yourself in a position to bang a married woman reflects poorly on your character, especially if you are consciously doing it. Its hard for a young guy...
  5. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I actually agree with Tuco completely, but then again I hold myself to a higher ethical standard than apparently some of the people in this thread and have never let my dick over rule my brain when it comes to matters of respect and morality. I think Sutekh knew this subconsciously, but need to...
  6. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well look, its your life and I am not there, but I know the sound of a young guy believing his own bullshit and from where I am standing, that is what it sounds like. And it seems like your hangup on the ex is sabotaging other relationships, which is the cause for concern. As I said, I made...
  7. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You do realize what this sounds like, right? I have been completely serious the entire time I have been discussing this topic. You are still hung up on this woman and I know this because I was you (although fatter) 15 or so years ago and this is the closest I can get to building a time machine...
  8. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes it does.
  9. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, you guys divorced about a year ago which means she has been married to the new dude for less than a year? Am I interpreting this correctly? Seriously, this is a bad idea and you need to cut ties and move on with your life. Not trying to be a dick here, but this is not healthy the way...
  10. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Wilson is not worth 20 mil. His passing game consists of tossing it deep and hoping for the flag. He's good now because he can run, but running QBs don't last long unless they are good at reads and accurate passers. He is worth keeping, but you could have Johny Football handing it off to...
  11. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Stay classy Seattle.
  12. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Don't worry, I'm sure that classy celebration will be made into a GIF in about ten minutes.
  13. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Brady is looking dazed and the NE outside cover guys are non existent. NE about to join the Bills and Vikes for most lost SB.
  14. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Brady got his bell rung.
  15. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I believe Sutekh believes everything is as cool as he says. Its the same sort of shit I would buy from myself back when I was in my 20s and thought I knew everything. I still think its a bad idea, especially if he wants to keep the Pitt girl. If he is cutting her loose, its still a bad idea...
  16. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Crimson sin, its over. You damaged it beyond repair. Any relationship you make after this is going to be messed up on some level. At this point, it doesn't matter who she fuck or where she fucks them, you need to get on with your life and never apply that RP shit to a relationship ever again...
  17. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sutekh is there a reason you are trying to fuck up everything good you have going on right now? Or are you still hung up on your ex enough that you have rationalized this into a good idea in your mind?
  18. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I'd give Lynch some benefit of the doubt and maybe praise for his trolling, if he didn't do other childish thuggy BS like wearing gold plated shit whenever he can get away with it. Introverts like bellicheat don't do shit like that, generally speaking. Lynch acts like he is trying to be a bad...
  19. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure they can shoot amature porn anywhere! /drum fill But seriously, the real question you need to ask yourself is if you weren't fucking like rabbits, is she someone you would hang around with anyhow? If the answer is yes, then roll the dice. Life is too short and the sex is going...
  20. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Weis seems to be the inside track choice for Bears OC. Would make sense as Cutler needs a motivator if they are ever going to get their money out of him.
  21. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I think Wombat hit the nail on the head. The fact that you had an important tattoo appointment to make ended up being a critical part of the story pretty much sums everything up nicely.
  22. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Rivers probably should, given all the shit he has put up with in SD while still managing to make multiple Conference Championship games, but he probably won't. The jury is still out on Romo and he probably needs to get a ring to avoid being the next Dante Culpeper.
  23. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Packers have been insanely lucky with QBs over the years, with even the sub par ones being pretty good. There are two major exceptions to this being Randy Wright and Danny Devine. Honestly if Lynn Dickey had not had his legs broken on opening day in back to back seasons he might have ended up...
  24. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah there are basically four great all time Ds and maybe you now add Seattle and maybe the Ravens to that list. Purple People eaters, the Steel Curtain, the Bears 46 D, and Tampa in 2002 are the four elite. Seattle is a stand out because they have done it in an age when the rules favor the...
  25. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I actually had no problem with this. It was a wet field and he was in the middle with a bunch of Hawks in the area. Anyone who watched the Chargers fumble a pick and give the SB trip to Brady a few years back knows this was the smart play. Best case scenario, he gets maybe ten yards out of...
  26. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He probably will have five solid years. This team as a contender is done though, after a loss like this. Players are going to recognize that the coach is a dipshit and move on where they can make money or get a ring. We have basically led the league in one and done as well as cap space for...
  27. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    NFC Championship game was mostly well called, with the refs being hands off towards the end. Most egregious calls were a Unsportsman call on a GB guy for saying a couple words to a guy that moved a pick to the 25 instead of the 5, super ticky tacky offsides calls on Seattle early, and not...
  28. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Coming from you, this is high praise. Gronk is into the same sort of party life that basically got Welker run out of town, just that Gronk was essential to the team and Brady is good enough that any bag boy from the local Ralphs can probably play wideout in NE. Something about giant TEs...
  29. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Reporting in. Even when you expect a loss, McFatty somehow manages to make it even more humiliating and painful. Anyhow, here is my offseason breakdown for the Cheeseheads: What we need: 1) Long Term Matthews replacement- Clay has been playing dirty lately, which is the surest sign of a...
  30. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    My final rant about the Packers, read if you want: Ok enough Packer talk, on to the Superbowl aka Azeth jizzes all over himself and this thread for the next year: Patriots over the Seahawks, 27-17 If I could choose who won, it would sadly be the Pats at this point. Gronk and Bellicheat...
  31. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Barring a turnover, Seattle is going to win this. Too bad Bostwick is a Teddy special or McFatty would deal him to the raiders next season to cover his own ineptitude.
  32. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Three special teams brain farts or this would a already been over.
  33. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    McFatty is the Eli Manning of coaches.
  34. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Packers serve that at this point.
  35. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    This. Body slam a runner, no flag. Say some shit on the sidelines? Flag!
  36. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    McCarthy clenched his asshole all second half. This impending loss is on him and Bostwick trying to play hero and picking off Jody.
  37. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Good to see Carrols deal with Satan is still working for him.
  38. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Should be called back, but won't.
  39. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    What's the record for picks in a playoff game? Any Cutler fans know this?