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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I knew you'd think I'm nuts. From the mayo clinic Oral sex is safe during pregnancy. Ifyou receive oral sex, though, make sure your partner doesn't blow air into your vagina. Rarely, a burst of air might block a blood vessel (air embolism) — which could be a life-threatening condition for you...
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not really supposed to give oral when they're pregnant or something. I guess it you blow air in there it can kill the kid. I don't know where I heard that.
  3. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I like noodlesucker. Wonder if it'd get bant
  4. Noodleface

    DOOM

    You gotta step back and just play. Get out of your head worrying about mods and stuff, it all happens pretty organically. Try not to think about how it is corridor then room fight for the whole game and just focus on blowing shit up. To me what I found most enjoyable was they didn't add in all...
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not asking for sympathy really, just wanted to whine about being banned from sex. Panface it's like when you hang out with regular woman but you're like 'I really wish I could hang out on the playground'
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's like if you had a Wendy's inside your house. Yeah its fucking awesome for a week but then you're like goddamn can someone cook me a goddamn steak
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    What the fuck else was I gonna name him? Noodlecock? All my characters are Noodle- I tank on Noodlebum. Noodleface was my dk but lol at tanking on that
  8. Noodleface

    Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

    And while Leah was always hot, she's had way too much botox or something
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Fu K it. Boosting my bear Noodlefur Incoming druid nerfs
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She gives the best blow jobs I've ever had, like the dick is meant to be there. Unfortunately it sort of spoils me on it and I prefer fucking her. It's the same with handys. If I didn't know her id be sure she did a stint in porn.
  11. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Also some failures are directly from me running back to hymdall before he actually casts horn of valor
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not true. If they won the legendary lotto... Oh
  13. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Does it only happen when both devices are connected? For instance If only the mouse is connected does it still occur?
  14. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I actually believe if a guild solely did heroic EN and not any mythic+ they wouldn't even be able to kill guarm in heroic unless they had a ton of 80%+ dpsers
  15. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Even Ive stepped back and started doing M+ with my buds on Friday nights and randomly whenever else I can. I don't like M+, I've made that very clear. It's also very clear that blizzard is going to see M+ as a smashing success and it will stick around.
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry but I read how lyrical burnt a hole in his dick with one
  17. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Potentially dumb question but if I want to use a ds3 or ds4 on my pc what do I need to do? Are there official drivers now or do I need to use a program still?
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We won't be doing mythic so while i appreciate the advice it's kind of pointless
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It = anal
  20. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It gets brought up occasionally in raid by people but we typically don't have 20 people on Mondays
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    How many hours do you think it will take? I charge out typically at 150/hr or more and I'm of average pay around here
  22. Noodleface

    Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

    I think with the xenu shit they mostly teach you regular stuff until you're at a certain level then they go SURPRISE ALIENS. I think the general consensus is its garbage.
  23. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah we are progressing it's just we can all probably get better stuff utilizing our time better.
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Both my wife and I don't want it so really it's nothing. I get handys and blow jobs but shit is not the same.
  25. Noodleface

    Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

    The big downfall to this show is Leah remini. She's not a good narrator or interviewer.
  26. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Probably true
  27. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I usually end up calling it when we aren't progressing forward. You guys are in mythic guilds keep in mind. This content should be appropriate for us but it feels a bit overtuned. I know they nerfed it.
  28. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Usually if I want a grilled chicken sandwich I'll make it at home on my grill. I usually find I can marinate it and be better than fast food places at least.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Is heroic helya just extremely overtuned? We are sort of at the point where we try for 6 or 8 attempts and then people lose interest and morale because her difficulty is just too hard for a regular heroic non poop sock guild.
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The doctor cut me off from sex because even slight touching inside from the doctor made her bleed. Fucking shit sucks it's been like 8 weeks. Hoping next week the doc gives the go ahead. Already told my wife I was gonna enter her and instantly shoot her into the wall.
  31. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Yeah plague Knight is awesome. Watch the agdq runs with devs on the phone.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    You could see if people are interested here but there also you can contract it out. The problem with not knowing any coding or very much coding is a contractor might be able to take you to the cleaners.
  33. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Ended up getting shovel Knight which i love, plus dead by daylight and also Utnayan gifted me dragons dogma dark arisen.
  34. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Whatever it is, I ran the macro and do have the 1k kills. You're right it's basically stupid easy I just was bothered because I couldn't figure out why. Did 2x xavius a week for awhile so that accounts for some.
  35. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I actually had to do some stuff in visual basic a couple years ago and if I never have to look at code in visual basic ever again it will be too soon.
  36. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    KFC is just one of those places that when I have it, it's awesome. But I always forget about it and barely ever go. I've been craving cheesy gordita crunches lately. Town doesn't even have a goddamn taco Bell.
  37. Noodleface

    Poll Who here hates raiding?

    Really they could make raiding better by making the gear better than everything else again. Raiding is pointless when you can run mythic+ easy ass dungeons for better gear.
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    Board Games

    It's mostly my brother in law. He tries all these long plays like he's some master strategist but he always loses.
  39. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    5150 gets a lot of shit but I have one (6505) and it's a fuckin beast
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    Board Games

    Tried alhmabra last night. Pretty fun but people's slow turns made the game take 3 hours.