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Oh, it only works on the dirtiest skankiest girls. I can't use it otherwise because they say that very same thing. About the wedge pillows though, if a woman ever said something like that to me about a wedge pillow I'd say "This bed isn't new and I'm not very virtuous"

Your wife would too if you just learned how to ask!

I like where this conversation is heading. Anal is awesome and I attempt it with every single woman I go to bed with, even the first time. I test the waters with a wet thumb massage during doggy style and see how they respond, then I start to stick it up there slowly and gently (my thumb). They...

No they do not, not even close. And now the seed of discord has been sown.

Bros, let's be honest. If my dick was broken I'd get real sick of pleasuring my woman real fast. My primary concern would be fixing my dick though, whereas for women it seems they are willing to just accept it.

Temptation, physiological response, instinct, desire. There are deeper problems here. When someone shuts off ALL intimate contact (we aren't talking just about sex here but you seem to be stuck on that one point) it's impossible to not feel as though you are no longer desirable. If your partners...

The huge requirement quests are new with this patch, they are Shared (group quests) that can also be done solo. Essentially as they stand right now they are just supplemental quests you can work towards completing while you do Legendary Quests. Legendaries are the best way to level, they offer...

Deathwing is going full bore with this Devil's Advocate business up in here.

I didn't realize the raid loot wasn't in game. I guess that explains the shit loot. I'd hope you have a guaranteed raid drop the first time you kill each boss each week but I guess we'll see. As it stands right now you should get more than 2 cosmic chests worth of loot. You should get like 6...

This is what I would do.

So the first boss fight is fairly easy and straightforward, but it takes forever to kill them and the loot "explosions" are no better than like 2 or 3 cosmic chests. So not worth the time. Still trying to figure out the best way to do Slag (boss 2). I don't know if we just had an undergeared...

Couple of major oversights now that I've played with the new systems. 1) Omega orbs, why did they think it was a good idea to have these be droppable orbs instead of just automatically being attributed to your account? There is no icon for them if you walk away, so if you didn't notice you...

Wish they would give an estimated downtime. Can't decide if I should go play 9 holes of golf or just sit here and wait.

They send you the notice 6 years later for a reason. I'm fairly certain after 7 years any unpaid debt like phone bills and credit cards gets wiped from your credit history, so they wait until right before it would fall off your credit history to send it to collections (aka, they wait until...

You told a fatass to sit on your face? You're a brave man.

Those shorts... Haha, nice work.

I've never seen a stash tab sale and you're right, it's ridiculous how expensive it is. You can create more free accounts to stash tradeable items but most of the good shit is not tradeable anyway, plus that's a pain in the ass. And the only way to get more stash space is to use real money...

I'm not gonna lie and pretend dating doesn't suck, it does, but it's not as bad as you're making it sound. You will meet fake women who are trying to present themselves as something they think men want up front, but you'll also meet some genuine women. And you'll be having sex again. Does she...

I'd date a chick who bowled if it weren't for the fact that they are either pigs or think they are good with a 140 average.

She's a nurse, she's probably a little fucked in the head. Just roll with it.

No red flags? She's a nurse. That's a red flag. Kidding aside why the fuck are you even questioning whether it's too fast. Just do it, you'll know whether you're ready or not once you've gotten back out there. Don't be a pussy.

Storm has never been a single target boss killer, the nerf to freezing tempest didn't do much to her boss killing potential and the buff to ball lightning's direct damage and crashing hail should actually help. She's massive AE. Also, that 2:12 video was inefficient, she had to go back to clean...

Seems like it might be a little too early to initiate that conversation. It's only 2 weeks, has she already put on noticeable weight? Obviously it's smart to try to be pre-emptive but it's almost kind of a "pick your battles" situation. I know how annoyed I would be if I took a 2 week break from...

All these marital problems got me singin the blues.

2:12 is very respectable especially considering she is a squishy character and everything in that terminal has the ability to one shot her. Kurse is a tough terminal for her, put up a contest for cosmic MODOK and she would probably be one of the fastest run times. She's a little weaker now but...

What? Who said anyone "needs" to use it? If you could get laid by going to some shitty bar and picking up a random stranger or stay at home, put in almost no effort, and get all the invitations you could ever want which would you choose? It's the path of least resistance and has nothing to do...

They also gave her Ball Lightning a 252% buff and buffed the shit out of her crashing hail too. Storm didn't even come close to getting shit-canned. They fixed a bug where FT was hitting way harder than it was supposed to, way harder than the tooltip even said.

Colossus already had his level 52 review. I don't see how he's getting gutted on the TC. They have never shit canned a hero in this game as long as I have been playing it. When they re-release and end up weakening something they listen to the feedback and adjust it within a week.

On the test center right now, trying to put together a raid group to test out these raids and see what they are all about. PM Ritley if interested.

No other use for the tokens other than unlocking the hero or upgrading their ultimate. No reason to do story again outside of the specific quests you want the rewards for.

I had a sausage AM crunchwrap this morning. It actually wasn't bad.

It's only level 30 if the hero hasn't had their 52 review, otherwise it's level 52. But yes, Pyros you want to hang onto those as Sabbat said because they upgrade your ultimate power.

Patch notes: Test Center Patch Notes - Marvel Heroes So the reason we are getting 34 more power points to spend is because max is being upped to 30 from 20. So you can put 30 points into individual skills now. They are also overhauling bonus damage to affect overall damage and not just...

Wait. They are giving all characters 35 more points along with the Omega System? Hot damn.

The answer is they don't have a QA staff. I'm only 10% kidding. They break shit every single patch they release, Gazillion is not even in the same league as Valve and Blizzard. Gaz is JV. The thing is, it isn't a big deal because they release so much new, fun shit all the time you can...

By the way, those Kurse Speed runs? You're a little off Byr. Part of that run for the contest was killing Cosmic Kurse AND looting the bounty chest, which involves killing 125 other mobs as well. It wasn't just rush the lieutenants and then kill Kurse. But the Human Torch run time is way off...

What the hell is a "winter beer"? You need to be at least a little more specific. Porter, Stout, Winter Lager, Winter Ale, Nut Brown, Eisbock, Doppelbock, Black... Anything? You know what's actually really good in the colder months of the year? Sours.

If by "builder" you mean MarvelBase, well.... this game doesn't have a legitimate skill builder. MarvelBase is absolutely awful, half the time the names of the skills aren't even right. It's barely updated and is completely out of date.

That was fucking awesome. I mean shit, I wanted Oberyn to win and exact his revenge on all of the Lannister's but goddamn. That was unexpected and awesome.

There are a few summoner heros Pyros. Loki, Squirrel Girl, Colossus, Rocket Raccoon can all be built as summoners. There are a lot of items in the game to boost those summons as well. Squirrel Girl and Loki are the 2 strongest summoner heros if you build them that way. And both of them can...