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Yeah they give you a receipt that says "it was worth this much" and you hand it to your tax professional (if you have one). If you get audited as long as you have that slip you're ok. I know when you donate to salvation army they give you a printout for taxes.

heh heh

fuck it, disassemble it before donating to that slut

Ok lyrical, next question is how did you use two hitachis on your dong? Was it like those automatic feeders for batting cage balls where you put one on each side and were hoping to launch it into outer space?

Ah that's cool. i'd say donate and write it off your taxes too. Library, church, school

Oh yeah, friday at 9 on horde for sure We held a vote and horde won, as hoped

Im gonna do one up on friday nights probably at 9 EST Maybe Mon/Wed if there is more interest

How was the cooling on this? I imagine fans on the floor wouldn't do a whole lot and the center would be an inferno

$5k of damages sounds pretty severe. I wonder if you could put a game hunter camera near your car that they couldn't see and catch them.

Had pizza today, all pizza is exactly the same

Was that an invasion? It looked ilke an arena with 900 people battling

Between this, shilling rock hard weekend, and 4 hour bones I don't even know what the hell is going on

I would call the local usps. Those guys seriously do not fuck around with people tampering with mail. The inspectors even carry guns. They might be able to best advise you or might look into it.

Ok dude you are on some different level of masturbation than me

I would take it as a solid internship to put on your resume, but I would still look for permanent work as you work there. Internship -> Hire would be a red flag for me personally - not saying it won't happen, but if I don't have anything in writing I am looking for something new.

jet fuel cant melt tough stumps

Well yeah I get that.. but I'm specifically asking about this dick hole. Is that documented? Or is this some tongue-in-cheek joke?

At 1:12 I saw some shitlord chug an estus Some things never change

Sure but I feel my complaints are mostly valid. Hers were like "oh my God they asked me to stay late today"

I don't need lube when I rub one out. I know some guys do but I just don't. We use it for sex sometimes. Asking in the most scientific way possible, what do you mean by you had a hole in the dick? Isn't an erection over 4 hours a serious medical issue? Priaprism? I've just never been one...

So we got one guy jerking off to his parents and another dude asking his dad why his dick is raw. I guess I grew up fairly normal. On that topic i do not use lube when rubbing one out.

Well I need to do those reps to get flying. At that point I am never going to Tanaan ever again

Basically the xboner guys have a reduced difficulty right now but actually it's about par for the course because only shit heads that are bad at games buy xboners. All of that is in the link even the last part

Sorry if I come off like a complainer, just working a really shitty job with a wife and a kid that depend on you gets to me sometimes.

Been doing the Tanaan dailies for the rep because its helping me gear up along with checking out the "missed content" and my God this shit is soul sucking. They did Sabrestalker rep right, why did they do the other two so shitty? I was gonna do them on multiple chars but one is enough for me...

Its a good company to work for with good benefits. My particular job here i do not enjoy one bit. I did the exact same job at Emc and loved it.

Making a move was the right decision, this company was not

Lendarios knows a lot about me

My role is changing for sure. I'm waiting because if I leave I have to pay my bonus back (prorated)

Don't forget with prime the regular game is 20% off if you pre-order. I just remembered this lovely feature. I work, so not going to a midnight release, but I get release day shipping free anyways.

I actually despise going into work now. I'm finding myself doing less and less actual work and just finding ways to bullshit myself through things. I probably look like the worst employee but this place has sucked me dry. Doing no real development, just turning knobs at this point. People keep...

I was that guy with a 32x, a Sega CD, and a Jaguar. A Jaguar

It does suck but it's kind of idiotic to go on a christian mission to India (in the worst, bathing in human feces areas) when you're type 1 diabetic. We aren't even sure she was vaccinated.

Everybody sucks at them. I've watched the best players get their shit pushed in by bosses.

Sorry assmunch, enjoy your turd game.

Khane he just called you an idiot, whereas I was joking

So an update on my aunt with Typhoid. She's getting worse and worse. She still has to wear a mask (???) when in public, she isn't allowed to drive or work (nurse). She just got admitted to the hospital for double lung collapses due to the Typhoid (also type 1 diabetic). They're putting in...

I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall here

that was a good troll, I'll give it to that guy

Yeah my third DS2 playthrough was after BB and I absolutely could not (and excelled at not) using a shield.