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  1. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    You can always just roll an alt here right? We're a pretty casual bunch mixed with a few hardcore heroes.
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That story about an old eharmony membership made me panic for a sec. I checked an old email account and I was still signed up for plentyoffish from like 10 years ago. I don't even remember if it uses your real name or not.
  3. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I think this time around I will not create a 13 page notebook on the upcoming raid
  4. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    We actually went 9/10N and 8/10H in BRF haha Not bad for a group of dad's that only raided on saturday mornings and were led by me, mord, and a few others. I don't know if it was 7/10H but 8 sounds cooler And honestly, if the kid wasn't so difficult I would've kept going despite Poid...
  5. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Whatever happened with Mythic was way beyond me, I won't touch that shit. It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. The minivan just sat back and kept driving.
  6. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Way after the implosion, when I was leading our only raid every week.
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    tarrant bout to get his dick wet
  8. Noodleface

    Better Call Saul

    We will see chuk... we will see... I firmly believe that he is blinded by his love for his grand daughter.
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But what if it's a firebird?
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do you guys take a bunch, like one where your dick is on a towel at the beach, one sitting in a chair at the movies, one riding a bike, etc?
  11. Noodleface

    Samsung SSD - 15 TB

    There's now way that's $1m
  12. Noodleface

    Better Call Saul

    It doesn't matter if she knows about the other work or not - all she sees is large envelopes of cash being dropped off. She's taking advantage of him because of whatever happened before.
  13. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    I just recently played through most of SOTFS for PS4. Weapon durability seems to suck right at the beginning, but once I started getting good weapons and upgrading it mostly normalized. I typically run around with a 2h sword/club though, so YMMV
  14. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    How many bosses did you get to in 4-5 hours? The giant and pursuer? Pursuer first go round was awesome. SOme of the bosses are terrible, but there are plenty of good ones I'd give it another shot. It's still a good game. Worst souls game? Sure. Better than 95% of every other game...
  15. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    Dark Souls 2 can suck a fat one but you've barely played any of it... The expansions were killer
  16. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Yeah closes tomorrow. I'll probably log in tomorrow night and be around, check the status of the guild. So far I'm the only one who wanted to be a leader, but as far as I know Antidotes owns the guild. If Antidotes wants to be a leader that's fine too, I only put my name in because I almost...
  17. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well yeah. I mean everytime there's a bug in our code (every. single. fucking. hour. of. every. single. day.) I usually have no idea where to even start. Just have to know to dig down into the code and go to town. It's not like I can go on the forums and be like "hey guys there's this weird BIOS...
  18. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Once we pick I'm going to reactivate just to putz around, finish my legendary, and make gold. Plus I want to level a couple classes up just in case DK is killed in the expansion.
  19. Noodleface

    Follow my heart or follow my head/wallet

    I'm a firm believer in following your dreams until they get in the way of guaranteed success. I work in an office though, so take it with a grain of salt. Maybe if I played guitar everyday for the last 20 years I could be famous.
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "Hey lady friend, ain't looking for love but my dick is"
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I ain't shitposting man, if there's a place to get some nudes it's here
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The first thing we need is nudes
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I never even got to try online dating, I just asked my wife out the regular way
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tinder seems so glorious, yet I will never know its glory.
  25. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I was over my head the entire duration of working towards my BS in Comp Engineering. Even giving my final capstone presentation to the public, I felt over my head.
  26. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    I just had to redo one side of my sink with plumber's putty too. Felt like the goddamn super hero
  27. Noodleface

    Better Call Saul

    I think she's scamming him too. He was nice to her and she's taking full advantage of it. She sort of looks like Alan's wife from Two and a Half Men, but I don't know if it's the same woman. Probably not.
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think he's asking if you have cheese on your dick
  29. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    The race ends in 2 days, just a heads up if you haven't voted. Since the setup will be 2x tanks, X healers, Y DPS - and also because I'm selfish and I'll be leading a Friday night raid, I'll probably be looking for one additional tank and then the rest will be off-spec tanks. Doesn't mean...
  30. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Yeah that's shitty
  31. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    The real problem is I'm tied down or else they'll want the sign-on bonus back for at least 1 year
  32. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Also uncharted. Delayed another 2 weeks. Fuuuuck
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look on the bright side man, you got the blowjob of your life
  34. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    the fuck bro, Deprived always, I don't even have to look
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would just want to eat delicious pizza and game all day
  36. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I just meant the whole show is crap so by extension the game is crap too, but I will take that evidence for backup
  37. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'd play it if it weren't shit
  38. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Oh this is a great idea Glad I didn't buy a turd boner
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Put yourself in Tarrant's shoes. His wife has been distant for a long time, even angry. Probably haven't had real sex in quite awhile. He decides to break it off with her, sees she's looking at other dudes, and figures it would probably feel good to lay some pipe himself. At least that's how I'd...