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  1. Conefed

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Employee A) I want you to do thing Me) Document request, do thing, document thing done. Employee B) Arg! Why thing done?! Me) Documentation Employee B) You're supposed to coordinate with me! Employee A) Yeah, you're supposed to know to coordinate. Me) Document updated protocols Employee...
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    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    It was boring and sucky Not up to today's standards at all. not nearly visceral at all. Way too much dry dead space, fluff
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This one asshole smoking in the waiting line
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lean in, lean in I know what's going to happen, I'll be the only one leaning while everybody else is looking great I'll have this unnatural lurch creating dead space in the frame of the side I'm leaning away from Lean in, lean in Fine, I'll conform *Sees post on media GDI crop your photos, I'm...
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    Health Problems

    I suffer from random blackouts/narcolepsy. By blackout I mean from my perspective I work intently and actively but when all is said and done, the amount of time I actually spent vs what I perceived I spent are quite different. I also randomly and suddenly doze off. I don't feel it coming, but...
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    What tickles your pickle

    Tweezing facial hair I don't indulge often but zoning out to the detail of the face, creating super clean lines, watching and feeling the hairs slide out along with the occasional treasure or oddity attached to their roots
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When your dick dribbles so you have to play it off like you dried your hands on your pants
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    MTG thread

    RW color pie expansion has been exciting
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    The D&D thread

    Experienced my first tpk yesterday. The druid survived and he was like it's not over! I can summon elementals and dig you out. I can cast reincarnate. We have ten days to find the bodies. DM was shook like he had overtuned the adventure but really, it was an epic loss. I drove a member home...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When you go to use your phone that you left charging and you find it disconnected, at 7%, and with child's app running I have two remotes. One is the only thing in my house that uses AAA batteries and only real purpose is to switch TV from streaming to gaming to some unused setting. Child...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'll science them later Next day beef burrito in airfryer for four minutes was crucial
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Potatoes replaced fries and were inferior. The bowl packs on weird texture quesalupa had a nice crunch but barely registered the cheese Chipotle Chicken Melt is an auto include but they have diminishing returns
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    Board Games

    Was treated at game night to Dominion: Nocturne Dominion! What a blast from the past, how quaint, gameplay still holds up. Put so many hours into this game. Nocturne is the 11th expansion. It has a grim fantasy vibe and adds a post buy phase called Night. Perhaps a bit of power creep, but was a...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    No the knockoff Hardee's sliders were banging but the bastards got rid of them. Their burgers taste like fuckin boca
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Saw this thread resurface and thought how far we've come as a society. Lumie isn't an outlier anymore, his crazy is the people's crazy. Working with the public, I hear it everyday.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Scienced just the cream cheese jalapeno sauce from Wendy's trying it on regular chicken sandwich and JBC.. it's basically just garlic aioli.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Haven't yet mentioned the new spicy sauce at McDonald's it's like special sauce with a kick plus some twang I haven't yet figured out. It's not god tier but it's interesting enough. I bank them with child's happy meal because they don't utilize sauce yet. Speaking of McDonald's spicy, tried...
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    What tickles your pickle

    Ripping ass while alone in the break room to counteract the loud smells of my coworker's food. Bonus when overhear coworkers talking about who's food it is
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I've definitely had sandwiches do that, but this one I get everything and oh boy they all work
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Teacher is still a shit but after researching further, holy fuck. My child has 92! missing assignments, all during my ex-wife's weeks. That's not counting the the assignments we caught and doubled up during our weeks (every week). I saved the list. I'm also going to save a late list to track...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Wendy's popper chicken needed more science Tried it this time with spicy. so. it was delicious. I recommend this. however. the chicken did all the work. The cream cheese was the star previously and with spicy I didn't even register it. The other sauce was heavy and messy. Licked it up and was...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This one fucking teacher that has a stick up his ass about having to do virtual learning. He commonly uploads assignments incorrectly. For example, multiple choice quizzes that have blank entries just check boxes. Questions that reference attached images with no attachments. Watch a video then...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Before pandemic I'd sit outside playground as my child had the time of his life, casually order something from the table as the lines grew and grew wrapping around like a theme park and then some hottie deliver it to me before people in line got their chance to even order. But I didn't complain
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I was looking at their burgers and sandwiches even wraps. I was going to go ham and would have if each were $5 less
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Buffalo Wild Wings running free delivery. Attempted a try then retreated from sticker shock, f that lol. Had instead the Wendy's Popper Chicken Sandwich Combo+Jr Bacon Cheeseburger+Small Vanilla Frosty for price of one burger no fries or drink Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger is so consistently banging...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    cream cheese is dank as fuq
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I ate it in the dark but the texture said it was
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Wendy's jalapeno popper chicken bacon sandwich is pretty much perfect fast food sandwich The cheese is melty and delicious but contained by the just right crunchy shell it comes in so it's not messy ala Arby's beef and cheddar The breading on the poppers is as good as any fried onion. Bacon
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    MTG thread

    Just experienced my first Magic betrayal. Multiplayer 1v1v1, draft Commander Legends x3 Kaldhiem x3 Conspiracy x1 Eldraine x2 I was given heavy green, some red, splash of blue. barely even saw white or black rotate. I had like no tricks. just decent bodies, +1/+1 counters and haste. Guy to...
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    2 years later... the almost sad state of MMOs in the new era

    A modern MMO could use bitcoin as in-game currency. Bitcoin earned in the game could be spent elsewhere. The game costs cash to play so the owners balance monthly operating cost earnings against bitcoin trade value because on the business end the company would also be bitcoin traders. The...
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    The Video Thread

    Long, watch it in chunks but the feels
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was a manager and I had good bosses also. I think poor hygiene is more meme than reality Edit: I may have to take it back because I now realize my experiences were before smart phone explosion.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was in food service for a decade and hygiene, even at fast food wasn't that bad when properly managed
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Staff do different roles, there's a difference between a dedicated food person touching and wrapping your food and staff who also touch waste/money
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This reply Rustles my jimmies. Did you even read the post? Hoss isn't talking about ketchup-fry relationship. He's talking about money fingers and unwashed hands touching the exterior of the packets that may or may not have first fallen on the floor and returned to the box before being placed...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I was just commenting how fucking terrible this drink is to a coworker, lol. Somebody left one in my fridge and I drank it today. Hair above pointless. Get real Coke or water. Zero is a joke, a bad joke
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    The Fast Food Thread

    BK bacon cheeseburgers are definitely worth $1. I've been pairing that with free kids meal with purchase coupons, getting a decent little meal for $1.08 after tax. Their fries suck solo. Have to doctor them up a bit with sauces and aftermarket spices
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    Everquest Mysteries

    Was Britnee hot?
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    What tickles your pickle

    Morning boogers - the content and sensations of first nose blow of the day.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When you only get 30min lunch, 8min of which is spent walking to designated break area and someone starts fucking talking to you when you have headphones on