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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, this kicker thing is going to be a big problem isn't it... :/

Jeff Fisher coached the Titans too so this fits.

This was the best scene in the movie. To me, the emotional center, it's too bad this film is about destroying everything so they can make it again in their own image. Poor fucking Leia, her son is an emo twat that got turned to the dark side, killed her loser estranged husband (well do we...

That's a great line and how I feel he treated the entire new trilogy.

YOU ARE RIAN JOHNSON, SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. (now thats pod rac...err I mean now thats a twist!)

Wait, was it ever explained how Rey can swim? Maybe they can answer that in 9!!!!

I went to the rereleases at the Chinese theater opening, Mark Hamill showed up to one and my buddy yelled, "Corvette Summer ruled!" The changes made in those films are an abomination, but even I walked out having fun because of the spectacle. Was watching a video review and just made me laugh...

Was Finns ship slowing down as he was sacrificing himself? I don't get the physics of how Rose crashed her ship into Finn. Maybe I have to watch it aga...oh no.

Wait, he has to go from Darth Vader to this trash? Oh man, that's brutal. Hopefully he just fades into the force at the end or something.

It's not ironic, it's true. You can't wipe away all the criticisms I've lobbed at this movie over a throw away line like that. The movie was not good and ALSO didn't blow my mind.

It doesn't have to though. It just doesn't have to shit all over it in the process. Nothing in The Clone Wars or Star Wars Rebels lives up to that either but all the same there are tons of great stories, arcs, expansive uses of imagination...heart. This doesn't have any real heart, it's all...

and please spare me the bullshit about how there are tons of real Star Wars fans out there that disliked The Empire Strikes Back, I was old enough to see that at the Theater. The Vader revelation was mind blowing back then. You weren't even sure he was telling the truth until Jedi. What...

Someone, somewhere, mentioned they thought the Force Awakens was like A New Hope and half of Empire, then Last Jedi was half of Empire and all of Return of the Jedi. This film had too many acts, even the people that LIKED this film question the inclusion of the Canto Bight arc. Snoke fight and...

Nah sorry bro, this movie is still bad.

Well, the retards have spoken, Empire is a shitty movie because rose colored glasses.

wut, just click no or open incognito. Here is a taste

Something that gets me is why when they have a chance to cast a new main character for the franchise are they all human? Rose, whoever Benicio Del Toro was supposed to be, Holdo. Why no Twi'leks or Togrutas? Why can't we get some Ventress and Ahsoka up in this bitch? What a bunch of...

Guys, we have it all wrong! It’s still a white, male dominated galaxy

Yeah, like I said, all this stuff will be interesting in the prequels to the sequels. Just like the OT, write the endings before you go back and fill in all the details! No cheap tricks here! Yousa thinkin Ima jokin?

What's next is they'll probably do the 30 years in between via animated episodes or something to fill in all the gaps. Which I'm actually ok with, but that doesn't excuse this franchise mocking its fans with this garbage. Sucks, Luke looked like a believable bad ass at the end of the movie...

Episode IX - Damage Control And no, JJ is a fucking hack that ruined Star Trek and then shit on Star Wars as well. He'll have some terrible idea like a Starkiller base that will ruin the next film as well. I do not doubt he'll try to throw some change ups into what he was left with though...

I'm quite sure JJ is gonna come back for 9 and throw a bunch of curveballs about a lot of this shit and be like "hurr you weren't expecting everything you hated to become things you love, now wash my balls nerds!"

Just a long line of terrible fucking choices in this trash.

The Last Jedi is feminist SJW garbage. Kathleen Kennedy and Disney is to blame for this shit. Now it's literally our generation of nerds REEEEEEEING lol, it's a well played troll. You win. I wonder how Donald Trump would write Star Wars. #MSWGA (also, did Rey rape Luke? No means no always...

So many things to facepalm about this film. I'm sorry, but I could overlook quite a bit of bullshit but put all of it together and I just can't. Instead I invite you to watch a real classic. Flesh For Fantasy on a Commodore 64. Also, I feel like if Han Solo was sacrificing himself it would...

Han Solo, the coolest rogue in the galaxy, becomes a single father loser that gets killed by his shit head son. Direct results of having a child and completely fucking it up are the death and destruction of everything he's ever fought for. How satisfying!

So you have no problem with the way Han's character has been treated?

Man it's strange reading a respected poster with a Gene Hackman avatar saying they like something that assassinated Luke's character while agreeing they didn't leave enough questions to be answered in 9. At this point I'm feeling like JJ's film will be "just kidding!" Now we'll have Clones of...

Wait for screener imo. Don't give these assholes any more money. What's next, they gonna recast a younger Han Solo and do an entire movie shitting on him?

Luke with a green milk mustache?

No one even cares anymore is the problem.

I really feel like the entire storyline set up from Force Awakens shits on the OT's heroes. This movie just cements it in hard. Like fuck you guys, all your imaginations that were set on fire by this stuff in the 80s ended up with all these guys living terrible fucking lives and making the...

Seems like Kathleen Kennedy is the person we need to be blaming. But hey, they're making money. I guess Mark Hamill is wiser than fucking Luke Skywalker at this point.

Does JJ get a pass for ruining Han Solo? lol. Force Awakens was shit too, just in retrospect not as shit as this turd.

The real magic force that surrounds this movie is all the people talking about all the problems with this movie and then still coming to the conclusion that it wasn't bad. (and believe me because of the heart strings and star wars effects I walked out of the movie debating the same things in my...

I hope the lesson Rey learns from what's happened since the OT is that getting involved will only make things far worse 30 years from now so there is no point in fighting fate. Episode 9 opens with her killing herself with a lightsaber in despair.

Stop trolling, you're bad at it.

I don't even hate broom kid. I see what they're going for, it's just, an unfulfilling journey.

If you can't even be honest about the OT's place in cinematic history then your opinion about Star Wars means fucking jack shit.