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  1. Noodleface

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Most towns have actual bylaws in place that state a fence must be in good standing position (mine does) or they have to repair it. I had to look up some stuff when a tree fell in our yard (from our neighbor's yard) and busted his fence. He had an obligation to repair it in a timely manner or...
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    The Walking Dead

    why was rick's face so wet? Looked like he just went swimming in a pool of his own tears
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    for masturbation we use it for sexy time if we need to, but also my dick is going 'plz i need a break' while she's riding me. I'm trying to be supportive here but I don't know how much longer I can perform
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Thought I read there was some weird code in the first bag slot and that's why they never changed it
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    Health Problems

    Yeah I'm pretty lazy, but the frames were squishing my humongous head and nose. Left big indents in my nose and some around my ears. I'm buying new glasses for my lazy days but figured I should get contacts too. I'm a fuckin wuss at putting them in and out too.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Well if you do, there's always a home on hyjal horde for any reroller
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Holy fuck the black winter is good! This is going to be my goto pickup now. Getting a set for my les Paul
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I think I need some rock-hard weekend. Wife went from wanting it every couple days to wanting it 3 times a day.. My dick is literally raw
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    Dark Souls 3

    You beat it yet? Souls speed runs are my favorite speed runs of all time.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Go horde and all your wildest dreams will come true
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    Health Problems

    Been about a year wearing glasses now. Definitely picked wrong frames for my head so went back today and just did the contact exam too. It's weird looking in the mirror and not looking like a dork. I think the frame left permanent indents in the bridge of my nose.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The rerolled boys and some carries did 4x mythic last night, very underwhelming. I did wipe those fucks on the train in grimrail depot though, hah fags
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    Dark Souls 3

    Guys plz buy our stupid controller
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I almost ordered one the other day but I didn't. I'll get one this week and report in on my poop color
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Kuriin how you tryna leave it right there Was the taste worse or better than you thought
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    We used to make antidotes do it haha, too bad he was healing
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Yeah I mean if someone truly wants to tank and you don't want to, that's fine. But you played like a guy that's been doing it for years. Considering it was the first time both you or I tanked the place and we're just going off quick instructions I think we did alright. Also I've always done...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Oh they got me pffftftftft
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    DOOM

    Quake 2 had an awesome soundtrack bro
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Man that actually sounds like something they need to do. Why would they joke about that?
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Amycus you did good! On trash.i can't pull aggro from you so I'm gonna have to work on that haha.
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Good raid, 7 bosses down. We had some pretty hard carries, so that helped. Could definitely use healers showing up next week. 9pm Friday EST again.
  23. Noodleface

    April Fool's 2016

    Alex Trebec came out today wearing no pants
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I grew up with a guy that used to eat his own. Said he didn't want to waste it....
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Only one paladin change Paladin Look. We already gave you guys Ashbringer. Isn't that enough?
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Monk, Warrior, Paladin, Druid, Death Knight, and I think Demon Hunter?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    He was born in the USA but his family came straight from Kenya so that might explain it. Dude smells rancid all the way from a young age until high school was over. He smelled like he didn't know what a deodorant stick was
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    If you think I am going to tank side-by-side with a filthy animal you've got another thing coming
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Someone should have child-proofed that bitch in dear zachary
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Do you think in heaven all pizza rolls are cooked to perfection - or do you have a choice? I really hope McCheese can have all the cold pizza rolls dipped in ranch that he wants.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Yeah my wife sucked my balls and gave my shaft tiny kisses and all I could think was "did she learn that from cum guzzlers 36 scene 3?"
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Someone track down Poid!!! CARINO!!!! He was logged into the forum today, but he hasn't posted since like july last year
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    DOOM

    I don't care what people say, i'm buying it. If it sucks, it sucks, but I cannot let a reboot of a game that along with Wolfenstein got me started on FPS games get away from me.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    everybody likes their own brand it is known
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    DOOM

    So Ut have you already bought it or are you waiting until lunch break on release day?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Negative All those things are stupid Everything
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    My one black friend smells like BO
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's good news (mostly) Tarrant, glad that worked out. Obviously sad to hear everything that has happened to your wife and what she's put you through. How's the little dude taking it?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    He is immortalized now
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Ive used elvui since wotlk and never looked back. I just grab a few extra add-ons like dbm and an ah mod.