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Got it, I am a culinary failure

It's kind of weird because the reviews are all for the sugar-free variant but that bag clearly lists sugar as an ingredient

I'm not a bright man. Luckily I had flour tortillas as backup. Those aren't good for me but they sure are fucking delicious.

Are you talking about the fat fuck that framed his work of art sketch? That guy was a piece of work.. Are individual officers on the hook for monetary payment if the lawsuit goes through or is it just the county? I can't imagine anyone in their right mind having that much pride in their work...

Is it in "Library" on the far right of the shit-stain PS4 gui?

psn

I bet people that work in large corporations can name their own CEO - you get indoctrinated early and often

I bought a pack and bit into one and said "hmm no bueno" It's not like I made a meal out of uncooked corn tortillasinsert nervous laughter and heavy breathing

That would be a shame because I cook everything

Pardon me from stepping out from behind my box of old el paso tortilla shells and wanting to make real tacos

I bought some corn tortillas and made the grave mistake of eating one raw and it tasted/felt like a dirty flattened turd - is it essential they be cooked? Did I do it wrong?

Sorry, I meant true crime podcasts - not weird shit Edit: I'm only halfway through Serial but I'm already convinced of his guilt. I am starting to turn into a guilter

Well Ruff Ruff, Tweet, and Dave is hilarious in their own way. Some of the shit they say is funny: "If we had 9 bananas and we take away 1, do we have less, the same amount, or more than we started with?" One picks the right answer but you have to laugh when the chicken thinks it's exactly...

Sugar has been bouncing low (88, 100, 110) a few times in the past two weeks so the doctor suggest against Keto for now until my body levels out a bit. 88 was after eating too, so I can't imagine if I hadn't eaten any carbs with the meal. I'll just have to do a normal diet for now. I've...

Took me a few episodes to realize when they said it's always dave, it's really fuckin always dave. Dude loves to eat bananas and go to bed at a reasonable time. My wife got upset that they tool around without seatbelts until I paused it and did a thorough analysis proving her wrong. They do...

I just call him lieutenant dan because for crawling he won't use his legs yet. He just drags his body along with his arms. At first I was worried, but he's progressing everywhere else so I don't let it bother me. He's started to get up onto his knees, he just can't figure out what to do at that...

how did you find a picture of my battlestation?

Sometimes I eat Wendy's to clear myself out

I'm not really that far lol, I'm only level 8. I've been hitting up some side quests.

Mine has about 8 teeth at 9 months but he's still bald as a turd. He's blonde so it makes him look extra bald

I could realistically think of a few ways. Imagine tossing a body in the back of the car and reaching forward with the keys to start the cat and missing. Also if you believe BD, then his neck slice didn't kill teresa so there would be no arterial spray

The sponsors CAn double as your AA sponsor too. I'm. Waiting to call draegan up at 330AM one night when I'm craving the sauce

To be honest after watching hoarders that's an immaculate garage

Guitar hero live is worth $5, game is a piece of shit

I'll hit up KFC. Not sure if tonight or tomorrow night and report back New chicken tenders + wedges + potatoes + gravy It will be my second KFC trip of all time. I can walk to it from my house.

Throat cut in such a way that she didn't die, no less

Ample warning, completely broken link. I see no issue with it. You have to work just to see someone die

I think at that point my dick resembled a hot dog you microwave too long

man i aint short

I don't disagree with any of this. THe judge was mentally retarded, he could've grown up in the Avery family with the way he acted. I'm just saying, physical evidence does exist - not all of it was tainted like the body being behind his house.

I committed the ultimate sin a few years ago and actually fell asleep while she was riding me. This was during the 2-3 times a day stint and I just lost steam one day. Still haven't lived it down.

I have carried the moniker "noodleface" for longer than I can even remember - I'm italian. I did make a hero in COH called BurgerMan and he was as morbidly obese and short as the game allowed

There is physical evidence though. However it got there is obviously in question, but the focus now shifts that Avery does need to prove he is innocent.

It's literally all I have left, let me have this one thing

oh please

I just really like burgers

Only had KFC once and only had taco bell once or twice. My jam was always burger joints

I get the point of the documentary, if we're just basing this discussion on that then I agree thread over. I'm not that obtuse.

Someone, somewhere is paying for that More teeth incoming. I didn't get to sleep last nightzombie status today

I fuck my wife 70 times a day and we both orgasm each time