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  1. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    We'll work on a better movement pattern next time. The problem with this is his bomb drops often line up with his shattering smash and sometimes we need to quickly turn him, causing him to diarrhea out some bombs wherever he can. If me and Poid can stop fucking it all up, we'll get him...
  2. Noodleface

    Emulators/Roms

    So I did end up making that RaspberryPi "RETROPIE" emulation station. Right now it has every SNES, NES, Master System, Genesis, a ton of GB/GBA games, and some N64/PSX games. N64 games run "ok" on it, but I hear the new RPI2 runs them much better. Cool little box. Only cost me $35 and it...
  3. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Fucking pussy co-ops
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shelly also clearly put out, frequently.
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife doesn't wear make up either, I think she looks great. I usually look at the made-up ones as some sort of slag beast/elemental underneath it all
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does she give BJs or is she holdnig out for a state trooper?
  7. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    You can probably ask Keige all about this.. he was our hunter kiter haha
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    She's a weird lady but any event she usually caters for free and the food is deliciously unhealthy and great
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh I do, even if I can't smell it.
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah in the morning she takes an abnormally disgusting pregnancy shit and then starts getting dressed. I usually wait until I hear her start brushing her teeth before I get up but the whole time she's going "I DONT HEAR YOU GETTING UP" BITCH I CANT DO ANYTHING WITH YOU IN THERE
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I honestly don't know what the fuck my wife does in the morning to get ready. It takes her like 45 minutes to get dressed and eat cereal. I shower and eat in like 3 minutes. She gets all mad that I shower because I somehow make her late.
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah man I think we got all that shit cleared up when you trolled us for 2 weeks and then were seeing a 19 year old
  13. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Thanks we'll try that this week if we go for Blackhand again. It was a learning experience for everyone. I'm just glad people were coming together and suggesting alternative strategies for stuff and quite a few had watched videos or read strategies prior to coming. I don't mind wiping 50...
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I think when you start requesting various cooking techniques at places you definitely eat there too much. My dad used to go to a local pizza place and when he'd walk in they'd go "Pepperoni pizza cooked for an extra minute Joe?" Then they coined "Extra Crispy" and you could order it that way...
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To me it sounds like they are doing different things on the weekend and she doesn't want to do that anymore now that she's pregnant and soon will have a kid. She probably wants you spending time with her and doesn't know how to ask so falls back on being a bitch.
  16. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Probably, IIRC either Marak or Admiral were the closest and we just pushed Marak. Is that a bug or by design?
  17. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    I can't play until after work tomorrow. I have considered "working from home" but I've done that too much recently. The bloodboner will be strong
  18. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    FF13 wasn't good, but it doesn't really deserve the flak it gets either. It was really weird to me, right from the beginning, how they changed all the 'class' names from what we always knew to these weird-ass shits. Why couldn't you just keep black mage, red mage, warrior, etc? Stupid decision...
  19. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    I never used shields on bosses but I will say I did often use it when doing everything else. I'm sure I'll be fine and not shitting my pants.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Yeah that's what we were planning on getting. I was surprised at the technology when we went and looked, probably because the last time I looked at a baby monitor was when my sister was born 22 years ago. We got enough in Babies R Us gift cards that we could get anything we wanted really.
  21. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Wife's going in today to talk about the small head with the doctor. Had a baby shower yesterday. Wasn't really expecting much but I was absolutely blown away by the generosity of people. We put a lot of expensive things because anything people didn't buy we got a discount on. We got over...
  22. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    No classes are really under-performing at a level that is detrimental to what we do. We don't do Mythic raiding and probably never will again after the implosion, which is where you'll most likely see class stacking and certain classes being left out completely. I don't know if you're...
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We only got one side of the story. For all we know he turns into a drunk dickhead and she hates it. Not saying he does, but we have no idea
  24. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Bro you spent $3500 USD on a PC?
  25. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    I Can guarantee this won't disappoint. From Software does not put out bad games.
  26. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah essentially that was it. Was just curious if others had seen it. It wasn't our first time killing Maidens so we knew how the timers worked, it just completely "FUCK YOU"d us - like I said, mostly shitty because that's like 15 minutes wasted on an otherwise flawless run. We aren't Mythic...
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I replaced this with my current situation. Now you can see how foolish it sounds
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh fuck she's 19. STAY AWAY
  29. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The timers were good, it just bugged out. Next attempt we did the same thing and it was fine. Everyone just kind of went "what the fuck"
  30. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    That happens on normal too, at least to us, but maybe we were doing it wrong. Draegan, we have a minimum of 650 - but we're inching towards heroics so soon we'll be setting it higher
  31. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    The guys up top are tough because they respawn as we fight. I know on the third launch a second set instantly spawns as we kill the first. Having a healer will be key and will minimize raid damage. Looking at the logs it looks like there are a shitload of bomb hits, so while we will work on...
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lucky I wasn't home, I had a stricter sentence in mind
  33. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah definitely need a healer for balcony. We will revise it for next time. Hope no one got too frustrated. Also hope zalere wasn't mad, was just trying to lighten the mood!!! I wouldn't joke if I didn't think you guys were cool
  34. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Logs from last night and today:Combat Log - Ask Mr. Robot - World of Warcraft Good work everyone. We all know the mechanics, just need to tighten it up. Hopefully more ranged show up next week.
  35. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Right, but I would think that 40s is much greater than that. The boat wasn't even there and then "BOAT PHASE"
  36. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So last night we were doing normal Maidens and they were around 22% with 40s left until the next boat so we pushed marak. As soon as we hit 20% the last boat decided to just randomly pop with Sorka jumping onto it. Needless to say we wiped. Anyone else have this bug happen? Next attempt we...
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Basically ignore everything Dumar says. Anyways, the red pill stuff has been warned against multiple times, please get out of here with that shit.
  38. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    That iron maidens wipe was bullshit lol. Good run, try to read up on blackhand. Had some people wondering if it was too hard for the group and would like to prove them wrong.
  39. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Its been all week, they actually run that promotion all the time. It's gotta be an online order though
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    List of must-buys for PS4: Bloodborne: The Bloodboner Chronicles List of must-buys for Xboner: A PS4 instead