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I just shivered with nausea.. the thought of eating a chicken nugget like that is disturbing.

I don't understand why the dude will post pictures of his medical records and shit but can't take a simple picture of himself with a sign that says rerolled on it. That is sketchy in and of itself.

The Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich is my golden standard when it comes to reviewing any other fried chicken.

They're probably charging so much because your company is paying

tbh if my wife had a dick I would suck it I am supertouch. supertouch is me.

It's not a dealbreaker. Finding out that after years of not receiving head your wife then goes out and sucks some dudes dick EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY ON HIS LUNCH BREAK is absolutely un-fucking-forgivable. My wife don't like putting the dong rocket in her mouth, but she still does it quite a...

CONSUMER REPORT Lately I've been enjoying the chicken strips at Burger King. They are mildly flavorless, but a step above McDonalds - unfortunately 17 steps below Wendy's old chicken strips, but I digress. Today for lunch I pulled in, when I ordered the strips she asked if I wanted them...

The dick sucking noncompliance is upsetting me more than it should.

I cannot eat icing at all, so I scrape it off and give it to my wife. It works out well.

No I don't care, I was stirring the shit pot

How come the clan name was taken out of the title?

Wouldn't proof of adultery affect the amount of child support and/or custody?

I was on my honeymoon (before the cruise) and had this "I'm not going to use my phone all vacation!" attitude. Did not work well. Such a tourist trap that place was.

In Miami this past summer we were at their little pier-mall-thing, can't remember the name. They had this burger place that said something like best burgers in the world. Some guy on the outside of the restaurant conned me into eating there. Burger was just alright. He asked me if it was the...

I feel bad for people with cancer, chances are I'll get it between tomorrow or age 75 as well. The dude is a liar though. We cannot trust his diagnosis. The community has been burned before, unfortunately.

You can just look at how the person writes paragraphs, they are identical and no one else types like that.

To us, which essentially matters none as he doesn't usually listen to us. It's important that he realizes this. It would make me feel mighty pissed off if after buying my wife all this stuff and setting her up in an apartment I then found out she cheated on me.

If I'm reading between the lines of your post you're basically saying no one gives a shit about a dude that might have cancer on the internet. Further reading between the lines let's me hypothesize that you really meant "if it were a maybe girl with tits and cancer we would be fawning over her...

Ass to mouth to other ass is most grown up. You have to be a real man to accept that shit.

Best I've got from Kadala was a Triumvirate, otherwise she just trolls me. I don't really mind though as that's all that shitty fucking currency is used for.

He has two internet personas here. One was involved in a major car accident and has kids and major back issues because of the accident, the other one is this dude with cancer that wants to play MMOs everyday. He came here for sympathy and people are having trouble believing him. Call me a...

Makes me nauseous too. We went $260k for 1500 sqft and 0.25 acres. When I read about housing costs in other places I get so jealous, then again I work in tech and finding a job there would be tough. We're still packing too! I hate it! We're on track to close next Thursday. Pretty crazy...

Dude, the way you write your stories, and keep in mind it may just be the way you write them, you are either the nicest dude in the world or an extreme pushover. Don't take this the wrong way, but don't trust your ex-wife. The way she is talking sounds like there was quite possibly boner...

but dragons

He doesn't respond to claims that he is aleksei, ever. Guilty until proven innocent.

Go on...

Our supermarket had pizza ovens.. it was awesome. Also the bakery had ovens that could cook pizzas pretty awesome too.

Is it wrong that I would fuck the shit out of elaine? She looks better than she ever did on Seinfeld

I play strictly public games and I've yet to find too many bad players. The biggest problem for me is you get a lot of bots, those dudes that stay way back, occasionally swinging a weapon but generally doing nothing.

I always had this thought that Brienne was killed and then mass rezzed, but no one else shared that so I felt stupid and never brought it up again.

You have to sit down for tea with him and play a few MMOs

We ran one last night that was a resp chest every 30 seconds or so.. no dps required!

Alex is the antithesis of McCheese

just makes either wet slapping noises or crunchy noises depending on how al-dente

Did you move? Because earlier you said It's not far-fetched that you moved, but probably something I wouldn't do while undergoing chemo

Yeah this guy is a piece of shit. Literally. You would think you could navigate the forums by now, with balancing multiple alts and being bed-ridden with your cancer and shit.

Whenever I read a Deathwing post I read it in Walter White's voice and it all makes sense

I don't need to be a super taster to know that I am putting tiny turds into my mouth.

Pepperoni is different because I doubt it's prepared and then frozen, the stuff like sausage is rather disgusting.

What else would you be doing? I supposed you could reset quests and clear the game over and over.. but it's a bit tedious.