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You know what's awesome? Dropping a game to some stupid fucking trash n'zoth druid deck because you lost a 1/7 rag roll.

At least they stopped using the Alpha Legion as the default Chaos Marine bad guys. I liked that they made a Great Unclean One be the bad guy in Chaos Rising, but the rest of the time it's always Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne. and yeah Khorne would never elevate a librarian to princedom.

Yeah if anything Jon never had a fear of death before and now he does. And Ramsay agreeing to fight Jon 1v1 would be shitty writing unless the writers manage to do a really convincing job of Ramsay letting his arrogance get the better of him.

I don't see how cleganebowl is ever going to happen if the brotherhood takes yarp north.

I think the thing that blew me away the most was the water world itself. I've had all sorts of crazy ideas for strange planets, and read even more in various sci-fi sources, but that shit was just amazing.

I've wanted a Bengal for years, and I might actually get one when my current cat passes. She's only 10 so with any luck a Bengal is a long way off. Had a chick bring a Bengal she named Ninja in to the vets office once, and that name was no goddamn lie. Jumped all the way from the exam table to...

I realize it's small potatoes compared to you assholes one-upping me with cancer, but the PA said it's the worst nasal lesion he's ever seen. I could see on the endoscope video a giant (relatively speaking) patch of exposed cartilage right in the center. Expecting a call later in the week after...

And yet that would make a better story than whatever is actually going to happen.

My best guess is that he's proud of her for acknowledging she couldn't be no one. And because they're a CRAZY DEATH CULT, he let her go. Because that's the kind of thing a CRAZY DEATH CULT does.

Yeah the spoiled sociopath who has spent the last few years torturing defenseless victims is likely a better fighter than the hardened night's watchman who has spent the last few years in constant life or death struggles. Granted Jon is still a moron and I could totally see him falling for...

Mutts are better.

They can't. I mean that's exactly the kind of thing you'd expect Littlefinger to do, but A: they can't kill Jon off and B: Robyn Arryn specifically sent them to the aid of Sansa. Betraying Sansa would get Littlefinger a long drop and a sudden stop through the moon door.

That Tyrion scene could have been funny if it had been written better.

I didn't even notice this. Sadly, the only thing I would consider buying other than year 3 cakes is costume cores, and they weren't reduced.

Well it's sort of a general way to declare it all no longer canon, and then bring back what they like piecemeal instead of having to go 'this is canon, this isnt' for every series.

I mean, in the books there's no question that he's loyal to Daenarys. There is no reason not to take everything he said to Kevan as absolute truth as far as he knows. In that scene he was not just addressing Kevan, he was essentially talking directly to the reader. In the show him killing Kevan...

Just don't get a purebred dog in the first place. As a general rule mixed breed dogs are much smarter and healthier than purebred dogs.

I mean, it's also possible that Varys decided to betray Danaerys. Which would make no sense at all, but with these writers anything is possible. I mean why didn't Varys' little birds tell him an invasion fleet was being prepared in the first place?

There are plenty of unsullied left. Light infantry are somewhat unsuited for engaging ships in combat.

lolwat? Emilia Clarke does just fine when the writing isn't trash. The sack of Astapor is quite possibly the best scene in the entire series. Danaerys is just a terrible character with consistently bad dialogue, I doubt there is an actress in the world who could pull off that terrible...

Yeah the scenes with Edmure were basically the only good scenes in the episode.

He'll get them finished, sail to Meereen, and be told 'uh, Danaerys conquered Westeros 30 years ago'

What the fuck do the books have to do with the writing this season being trash? The last two books are terrible, but it's clear that without them to draw from, the writers have absolutely no fucking clue what they're doing.

I would guess something else. In the books, killing Kevan should undermine the work Kevan had done to repair relations between House Tyrell and House Lannister. In the show, even if House Tyrell thought Cersei killed Kevan they likely wouldn't care, it would only give them more influence. With...

They sorta have to at least once, but hopefully it will be nothing more complicated than 'hey look, Dorne completely imploded with a bunch of retarded, incompetent, half-assed warrior-women trying to run it'

What if he intervenes and ISN'T a faceless man?

The only reason he'd actually have sex with her is if she was an underage boy, which she clearly isn't.

Seems unlikely.

Warrior isn't heavily played because it's op, it's heavily played because almost every version of warrior matches up well against shaman. And yeah without zombie chow or deathlord I cut cleric from all my priest lists, shortly before I deleted all my priest lists. And really, paladin didn't...

Most things would be better as a Netflix series.

Yeah and Benjen showing back up was dumb too.

Kinda difficult to have a toddler be one of the X-Men.

On a different note, I wonder if they're actually going to confirm Lyanna and Rhaegar are Jon's parents this season, or cocktease it for another year. Like, Ned gets up to his sister's chamber, and she's holding a baby boy, and then BAM scene over.

Actually I hope it is Syrio and Arya spends the entire rest of the show training to be a water dancer and never actually goes back to Westeros.

Syrio coming back to save Arya is the one and only thing I can think of that's even dumber than fake blood.

Also, if the Iron Islands are pretty much barren, how the FUCK have they stayed alive since the end of Robert's Rebellion?

I may have already said this, but I would have laughed my ass off if Euron just died and all the Ironborn just stood there looking at each other like 'wtf do we do now'