Chukzombi vs. Tarisk - Coin flip
Furry vs. Muurloen - Literally untradeable
Hoss vs. Vanessa - Narcissism beats the inability to properly use a toilet
lurkingdirk vs. Denamian - If I don't vote for me, who will?
Gavinmad vs. James - It's like land
Tarrant vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Have to...