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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    My wife done fucked up tonight when she asked for marinara for cheese sticks
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    The Fast Food Thread

    And accidentally get something in my ass??? You've gotta be shitting me butthead
  3. Noodleface

    Your favorite moments in video games (Or "WOW" moments"

    That whole thing was global warming.propaganda even down to the dams
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    Computer Issues

    Id guess maybe it isn't overheating then and your card or CPU is drawing some extra voltage while gaming and dying. Not sure though
  5. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I never drink
  6. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Isn't the reason you order cheesy bread because you don't want pizza/marinara you smooth brained sausage finger
  7. Noodleface

    WTF? Everquest... 3?

    EQ2 is such a good game that they'd logically need to follow it up with another genre buster
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. Feels like I'm moving s flap over the nasal passages. Id think the ears are a super power
  9. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Method uses a dps raid leader and gets world first Limit uses a tank raid leader and gets second Demonstrably false
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Ok well I was just giving my opinion for what he asked
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I guess some people can't control the velum (when you make a guh or kuh sound you can feel it). I don't think it's rare but some people like my wife can't do it. I don't think it's a super power but to her it is
  12. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Yeah that's a good age to replace anyways even if it isn't it
  13. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Disagree. You have a very limited field of view of the fight
  14. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    I'd never seen a roach until I parked in an underground garage in Boston. Giant fat ones (the kind in scary movies) were raining from the ceiling and scurrying all over the floor when we went to leave. Never been so panicked..
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can block my nose from the inside somehow so I can just not smell anything if I want. I thought everyone could do it but my wife said she can't
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    Computer Issues

    My guess is power supply or overheating
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd probably laugh while simultaneously being grossed out by a stale turd in my shoen
  18. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Tried to talk to my dad about the concert. He claims family members are harassing him about his episode (whoopsie...) And wanted me to clear it up. Motherfucker tried telling me "hey remember how I went to the bathroom so many times on the way? My stomach was really upset but I didn't want to...
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dominoes sucks shit And you guys call me the supertaster
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except C Diff shits
  21. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    As a previous raid leader and guild leader as @BoozeCube can attest to, I found it MUCH easier to lead a raid as ranged DPS than as a tank For what it's worth
  22. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Yeah don't work with pneumonia
  23. Noodleface

    Twitch.tv

    Shroud was pro CS player. I'll agree he's unwatchable
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    Twitch.tv

    It's probably only stream on mixer, for x hours, plus a media tour and advertising it
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Foler tag me one more goddamn time and I will fuck you right in the ass HETEROSEXUALLY
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I dunno about all that Pegging is using the representation of a penis to fuck your ass.
  27. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I really need to improve my dps. Feel like fundamentally doing something wrong. E1s is a lot of movement so some can be forgiven, but otherwise yikes. Think I just need to beat on a dummy for an hour to get muscle memory
  28. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    That's true. I bet if I went to the doctor right now and got assessed I would be on the spectrum. Not even trying to joke about it, I'm fairly certain I hit a lot of the markers.
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah he's been in Early Intervention for awhile now and they're the ones that pushed him to get assessed. My thoughts are, the earlier it is detected the more help he'll receive.
  30. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Something I've sort of been thinking awhile, but confirmed today. The 2 year old was diagnosed with mild autism. He went to a few screenings and met a few psychologists/doctors and they came to this determination. Some of the stuff he demonstrated I guess stuck out for them. My wife is freaking...
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Stop tagging and quoting me in gay (literal) shit
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Its not just you. We're learning s whole lot about a whole lot of people this week. Seeing they's dicks, finding out who likes to receive gay pleasure in their ass, who's got hemmorhoids.
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well there's no post your own butthole thread so we will never know
  34. Noodleface

    Twitch.tv

    They cant do anything about it. If any entertainer doesn't work they aren't getting paid. That comes with the job
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    Must See Concerts Before You (or they) Die

    If it makes you feel better, driving home on 495 took me an extra hour because of it. Salt in the wound
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    Twitch.tv

    Yeah that's totally not for fame, just natural breastfeeding
  37. Noodleface

    Must See Concerts Before You (or they) Die

    That's nuts haha We had really close seats because my friend "knows someone" I couldn't make it
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I hope you guys think of me when you put things in your ass. May my forum persona haunt your totally not gay adventures
  39. Noodleface

    Must See Concerts Before You (or they) Die

    Ah damn I was supposed to go to that