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Now that you mention it I just noticed this week our garbage man was solo

It's easy to sit behind a computer and program or ride the back of a garbage truck and sling trash when you're going through a divorce but probably harder being an entertainer 8+ hours a day.

Plot twist it was hers all along. Feeling gay??

This man gets it.

Yeah ok but have you guys had your penis posted here? Check mate. Even worse, she'd know it was mine

Yeah my son finds it hilarious. This morning he was hanging off the tree and my son nearly, or possibly did, shit his pants.

I refer to this as the guild. Wife can never ever know

RAW

All pizza tastes the Wendy's varies by coding camps are worthless

I know elf on the shelf is sort of hipster level shit but goddamn it works. My MIL got us one and we've been moving him around at night. My son named him Fred (?????) and tells us that he's being good because Fred is always watching. Also... Uh... We opened the box and Fred was fucking black...

I did go back to school later in life and started my first job when I was 30. Depending on the company it isn't going to matter I think. Top4? Probably looking at standout college grads.

Strap in khane. I can be rough

Don't feel bad, it took me until last week when someone actually explained what it meant. For the longest time I figured it was just broken

The 125 minutes to kill means it was 125 minutes after the previous boss kill

I don't think it means you're gay, I just fantasize about banging one out with a slut from time to time. Sex with my wife is much different even if she can be a slut when she wants

Don't apologize for grammar here. I imagine most people are shitposting quite literally. It's tough to say. You don't have a penis but once it gets excited enough basically lizard brain takes over.

Is it in poor taste to eat the Doritos before fucking?

I often think about that stuff. Like if some woman offered a one night stand NSA with 0 risk of std or pregnancy or of my wife finding out what would I do? I like to think I wouldn't, but penis

I'd rather delete my character, relevel it by only picking flowers than do kiljaeden ever again Left my monk at the end of tos heroic and getting back on it now. No gear changes required. Also sits around d 937 or so in optimal gear (t20 could be higher)

They did look fly as fuck if I remember correctly

My friend just bought one and I'm so fuckin jealous

Alienware aw3418dw

Im disappointed with how hard Sony is pushing vr. Some of us don't want 3d, I mean pump basketball shoes, I mean ps move, I mean VR.

Ok. But t21 brewmaster is worthless. I mean I hope blizzard watched methods tank use 0 pieces

Yeah he was a prot warrior decked out. I was so jealous at the time of his gear

Nice to see justwaitm wearing 0pc t21 for brewmaster. Blizzard please fix monks

I didn't really like his voice, I thought nevermore would've been an incredible death metal band, but I took them as a package deal and I can't deny they put out great albums. River dragon is possibly my favorite song by them.

That's ok I'm partial to nacho myself. I think they improved it in every way with spicy nacho but at that point it's essentially the same thing. I used to get a big bag when I left work and finish it on the commute home. Dangerous

Lucifron

I've said it before but if they allowed forging only up to the base of the next difficulty then it would solve all complaints. It's the easy and braindead fix.

Nah I'd say cool ranch and original nacho are two separate entities that together prove Doritos to be the superior snack to almost every variant of chip. The ying and the yang

Supposedly they didn't use a lot of pantheon trinkets but the extra gear they got today helps. Only an hour and a half to kill him today so clearly they were pretty close.

Got these jalapeno Doritos the other day. 7/10 Basically they taste like spicy nacho if the cheese was removed. They still tasted good but could've used a lot more seasoning - like cool ranch levels of seasoning. Barely any heat but would buy again if sold out of spicy nacho.

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NEVERMORE And SANCTUARY Singer WARREL DANE Dies Of Heart Attack In Brazil

Yeah I was beating around the bush

The guys I know at FB and Google make a killing and have the best perks I've ever heard of

You won't make half of what you make now unless you work at a big 4 doing programming

My buddy sold his account for $5k after he was one of the guild to clear original Naxx

How hard is it for you to move into a programming gig at Boeing?