You need to set some new rules for yourself.
1) Get a vasectomy.
2) Do not move in with a chick until at least 2 years of dating without any GWBYH-post-worthy drama.
I called her and got the details on the $70.00 special. It allows you to stick one finger in her ass, but only up to the first knuckle. She will also give you vocal encouragement while you jerk yourself off.
I definitely agree, but if it wasn"t for bad decisions being made by both the "girls who broke their heart" and the posters themselves, this thread would be pretty boring. So cheer him on!
Dude, that is a scam.
"Contact me outside of this website. Do you rike my Engrish?" Next up, she"ll bring you in on her master plan to get her Nigerian uncle"s fortune!
Pinching is just her way of getting your attention, man! Kind of how I like to put my girl in a headlock and bite a piece of her ear off. Just all in good fun!
The only real piece of advice I can give you, Camerous, is to stop drinking. If you can"t handle your shit to the point that you think you"re posting on Facebook when you"re posting on FOH, then you need to stop before you confuse cutting a steak with something far worse.
Posting threats on the internet! I"ve called the local police. They said as soon as they clear up the case about your neighbor"s meth dealing(and something about fucking his dog?), they"re going to look into this!
I like the long crazy rant, then the calm single line posts immediately after it. Don"t ever change, GV.*
*I know you can"t, but I want to give you at least one, single, achievable goal in your life.