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  1. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No, I would say you are definitely stupid, whether the call is real or not. C"mon man. Are you just trying to make sure this thread never dies?
  2. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, that sounds like a legit phone call. Are you fucking retarded?
  3. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s kind of hot.
  4. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You need to set some new rules for yourself. 1) Get a vasectomy. 2) Do not move in with a chick until at least 2 years of dating without any GWBYH-post-worthy drama.
  5. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I called her and got the details on the $70.00 special. It allows you to stick one finger in her ass, but only up to the first knuckle. She will also give you vocal encouragement while you jerk yourself off.
  6. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This made me laugh. This chick is crazy. Definitely do it.
  7. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sounds like a one-way trip to killing myself! Poor guy.
  8. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Excellent.
  9. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Nowthatis funny.
  10. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Whoa, whoa, whoa now! Let"s not get fucking crazy.
  11. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Odds are on her.
  12. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m impressed, Aamina. I thought you were full of shit and I"m happy to be proven wrong in this case. Keep it casual.
  13. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This is the only thing that will even begin to make me believe your last few posts.
  14. Soygen

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    lol @ Aamina"s ExWife. That shit is just wrong.
  15. Soygen

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Voted for UF now. This thread was some good laughs.
  16. Soygen

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Voted. Good luck.
  17. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m clearly past the "WOW" on that ruler.* *I may or may not be looking at this thread on my phone.
  18. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I definitely agree, but if it wasn"t for bad decisions being made by both the "girls who broke their heart" and the posters themselves, this thread would be pretty boring. So cheer him on!
  19. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, that"s not much of a defense.
  20. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Dude, that is a scam. "Contact me outside of this website. Do you rike my Engrish?" Next up, she"ll bring you in on her master plan to get her Nigerian uncle"s fortune!
  21. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No different fro any other day if relationship is going south.
  22. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What"s a little skeet between you and a friend?
  23. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Baby troll made me laugh.
  24. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Those pigs in a blanket aren"t going to fucking serve themselves!
  25. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Saying "Hi" to everyone around here will get you laid 3% of the time and stabbed 97% of the time.
  26. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I will picket outside your house to prevent that!
  27. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Do we frequent the same forum?
  28. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Pinching is just her way of getting your attention, man! Kind of how I like to put my girl in a headlock and bite a piece of her ear off. Just all in good fun!
  29. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The only real piece of advice I can give you, Camerous, is to stop drinking. If you can"t handle your shit to the point that you think you"re posting on Facebook when you"re posting on FOH, then you need to stop before you confuse cutting a steak with something far worse.
  30. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Did you spill a beer on your keyboard?
  31. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    Unfortunately, it was GV"s.
  32. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    It"s the plot to Goonies 2: Bossier Boogaloo.
  33. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    Or regulars at the Blue Oyster Bar.
  34. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    Posting threats on the internet! I"ve called the local police. They said as soon as they clear up the case about your neighbor"s meth dealing(and something about fucking his dog?), they"re going to look into this!
  35. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    Pretty sure you"re trolled for life.
  36. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    I like the long crazy rant, then the calm single line posts immediately after it. Don"t ever change, GV.* *I know you can"t, but I want to give you at least one, single, achievable goal in your life.
  37. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    GV, walk the 15 feet to the other side of your house and take a breather.
  38. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just do it quick before she "accidentally" sends you a picture of her being gangbanged by 5 black dudes. "Whoopsies!"
  39. Soygen

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Seriously? Her leaving you is the best thing that could have ever happened to you. What a cunt.
  40. Soygen

    Long full disclosure

    Couldn"t they do something more productive like cook meth and place curses on people who don"t pay the bridge-toll?