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Cuba is fantastic, cheap, and easy to get to from Canada.

This is a remarkable piece of music. I had the privilege of performing it with an amazing cellist about 25 years ago.

Oh Florida man...

Do it. Name it something like shitskin. Call it skin. Something funny that is your inside joke. Your kids will love it.

No, your instincts are correct here. That's just a shitty thing to do. I really hope you say something to him the next time you see him. That's hurtful, and he needs to know it's hurtful. Just something simple like "thanks for the invite to the fishing trip I suggested." Then walk away. Might...

Jeeze, where are you? I''m buying monster roll bales for $25.

So let me spin this a different way. My father was an asshole while I was growing up. No relationship. He was just angry all the time. However, sometime in his 50s he had a massive life change. He turned into the kind of person I aspire to be. He was so kind and caring while my mother had...

Has anyone ever told you how eloquent you are? A wordsmith.

I don't ever have issues with it sticking. Include some butter, and get the wine boiling well before starting to add the cheese. I bloody love fonue.

That's a good thought. Thanks.

Husband came home early...

Surface of Venus

I just got word that the person responsible has been identified, and the police are picking him up. Not only is he responsible for the fees he stole, he also has to spend time in prison. The cops asked if I'd like to visit him just to fuck with him. I think I'll decline. The bank is already...

Someone forged a check from my business account. Not a huge amount, $8,000, but now the fraud department of my bank has frozen all of my accounts because they have to prove it wasn't me who did it. I've been at this bank for more than 20 years, never had an issue, but now everything is locked...

Dude, you are clearly thinking things through. You're thoughtful, you're careful, you clearly care about your kids and the rest of your family. I'd say you're really doing very well given the situation you've been stuck in. Good for you. Carry on. Love on your kids.

Barbenheimer.