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Those of us with IBS can't trust them

Tried probiotics? I drink one of those Yakult things every morning, barely fart now.

it definitely burns the mucus membranes, like eyes, nose, pee pee hole etc. Maybe I'm just a puss

Asking for a friend, how long should the burn last?

Fucker is shooting through his own windshield. Obviously never performed a driveby before.

"You can pay for wood" Coming on a bit strong, aren't ya Bandwagon?

I don't know man, Geo Metro's are coming up in price again

Thats why I shit out whole baby asparagus leaves when I eat them. Zero calories in.

You exhale it as well, as carbon, which is mind bottling

I've never seen an attractive Aboriginal. Even on TV and shows based in Australia, never seen one. I guess it comes down to a Hot/Not ratio. There are so many Asians, that the ratio of Hot/Not is very poor. Whites get countries like Sweden where every chick I've ever seen is at least a high 7

JOI = Jerk off Instructions Tribbing = scissoring I think

Yeah, he's British, they don't season

Imagine a bartender that was paid hourly wages instead of tips. lol

Christ, are they really that much? Would seem cheaper to open your own shop.

Is that you in the mascot?

I had a package ship from Georgia, to Jacksonville, to California, back to Jacksonville. I assume they are getting sorted incorrectly, all the part time hires for the holidays

Are you not getting your monthly escort?

So a Hotdog is a Taco?

If this were the case, there wouldn't be feral cats from the dumb fucks eating pine needles.

Two things that bothered me greatly about the first episode:

Because both Meyer and Mayer are names? It's like Gray and Grey

Muppet Haunted Mansion was actually pretty good.

I had a similar code when I upgraded some stuff back in January. I claimed the code immediately, and was just able to download Farcry last week.

higher heat. maybe less butter? looks soggy.

So far, neither can you Fo-bro

I'm a woodworker in my spare time and slipped with a chisel. Also, sorry you have dainty girl wrists

That's Josh, only my hands working the gun lock on the Gen5 Glock 19

That's how I like them. Degenerate whores. My cut up bandaged hands made the news report lol. https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/its-really-important-start-with-basics-gun-expert-encourages-safety-with-education/16cf9a55-eaa9-4782-ab0d-1f0a8bcaa4e5/

Kristen Rary of Action News Jax came into my work today. She's got a great ass.

God I hope so, the game is getting so bloated.

Is it the Chihuahua? If so yeah I'd watch a movie

As is Relish

Her grandpa is 80? how old is she again, like 24?

Technically.... reusable though

Probably afraid she'd bite someone. A lot of people do it to their possibly aggressive dogs to make people feel safer.

Their eyes are in completely different places on their heads.

Fuck that clear section

"Hello this is SoandSo calling from BlahBlah Medicare, Medicare costs are rising and we are a supplemental insurance trying to make sure you're not overpaying for medicare." Okay "And what is your age?" I'm 36. *click* But... What about my medicare savings!

If it's 100k unopened, Why open it? In a hope to pull a black lotus or something?

I assume he was cleaning his gutters, throwing the leaves down. The deck is probably the reason the ladder slipped.