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  1. Noodleface

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    The poll is funny but we all know the decision has been made by Tuco "You're the smartest guy I ever met... but you're too stupid to see... He made up his mind ten minutes ago. "
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look man we aren't calling you a liar but using the pill every single day without a single miss is over 99% effective. I even think taking it at different times during the day fucks the percentage up
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Before i say congrats, is this a good thing or a bad thing? One of those situations where you're never really sure what to say Congratz ! ? ?(???)?
  4. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I call them soggmeisters at that point
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    True Detective

    The type of anal where you walk away and aren't sure if you fucked the girl in the ass or she fucked you in the ass
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We design our stuff with null checks so we can fail gracefully, then again if we let the system go out of control and crazy thermal events start getting through we could do permanent damage.
  7. Noodleface

    True Detective

    Hopefully McAdams will turn into a better character, but she didn't really do much the first episode. All we know is she likes brutal anal and likes to get her drink on.
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to like BK fries a lot, then they changed them, but now are they the original again? The change I'm referring to was like 10 years ago and it was a big deal.. Me and my brother used to get fries at McDonald's, burgers at BK and spicy chicken sandwiches at Wendy's for dinnerall in...
  9. Noodleface

    Mouse recommendations

    I bought this guy, absolutely awesome. Battery drain is a little rough if you game a lot, but you can turn down battery usage when just using normal computer shit. I wanted the wireless one you charged via USB but heard the battery life was abysmal. Wireless Gaming Mouse - G602 - Logitech
  10. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Meanwhile Fuck Olly
  11. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Might as well try Vegemite Toast Crunch while you're at it
  12. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm a junior dev technically, wouldn't be surprised if people hated me
  13. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Just thinking about that, if my son starts going to bed at 730 I might only see the dude on weekends
  14. Noodleface

    Lost

    You know what the worst thing ever is? It's watching the series twice I started watching this before I met my wife. When season 5 was starting she wanted to start watching too, but had to start from the beginning. This show had some retarded amount of episodes per season so I had to sit...
  15. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I heard that the pilot was already filmed and then completely remade for the series
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    Parent Thread

    After 9 weeks the kid finally slept through the night in his cradle instead of with me/wife. His jam has been either sleeping on top of us in our arms, or with us having our arm around him. The wife has been sleeping on the couch with him because she was afraid I'd crush him in my sleep (i'm...
  17. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    I can see a realtor submitting an offer for half value if the clients really pushed for it, but I cannot believe for one second that a realtor would actively push for or even suggest doing that.
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Ah yes, me too my man. Except I put a wendy's burger in the microwave back when they had aluminum wrappers. It was paper-ish so I figured it was safe. It caught fire. I was amused, dad was not.
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sounds great minus the eggs I had a guy at work that wanted to borrow some of my frank's red hot and just drank it from the bottle
  20. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    But what if everyone in Westeros were whitewalkers the whole time after the mad king
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I get loads of recruitment spam too but you should read each one because I've got a few that were legitimate interests in me.
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    What do you do?

    I feel like asking for proof of what you get paid is a bit tacky. It's probably a way for them to justify paying you what you already made or slightly more without actively trying to pay you what you deserve.
  23. Noodleface

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    I feel like we are arguing for the same thing here but you're just getting extremely bent out of shape about it. My quip about a third thread was just a joke to rustle a few jimmies, I don't believe we need it. I wasforusing spoiler tags for unaired stuff, but what I'm saying is there are people...
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Paper towels can catch fire in a microwave, I did fairly extensive research on it earlier. I've come to the conclusion that it's worse with old microwaves or broken ones, with an almost fraction of a chance in newer microwaves.
  25. Noodleface

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    I'll only disagree in that when episode 1 through 4 were leaked everyone civilly discussed everything within spoiler tags. But whatever, I'll deal justice out with whatever decision is ultimately made just like I dealt justice this season. I can be the Sean of game of thrones.
  26. Noodleface

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    You're the one out of touch with reality. Tuco ruled at the beginning of season 5 that the spoilers thread would only allow unaired episode talk within spoiler tags. How much clearer can I make that? How hard is it to see that there are 3 groups of people: People who have not read the books...
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Careful, your wife might not like your slacking on the appearance
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Aren't you the guy that didn't bring his pregnant wife home ice cream or something?
  29. Noodleface

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    Since there are people that really have this crazy hard on for a true spoilers thread we should make 3 threads. That way all 4 of those dudes can discuss leaked pictures all they want.
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    On the topic of this has anyone tried the new velveeta jalapeno or chipotle mac n cheese? Need to know if it's good. THIS IS URGENT.
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    This guy fuckin gets it
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure if they just take midol they're fine
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Oh I never said Ball Park is high quality hot dogs, they are just great taste. I have no confusion about the quality of any store bought hot dog. Also hamburger helper is gross, but that velveeta brand rip-off is fucking delicious. The hamburger mac n cheese one is so good, but then again you...
  34. Noodleface

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    Not gonna say who, but there was one person that reported some response(s) in a thread because an episode of another show had not yet aired in their time zone (1-3 hour difference).
  35. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Hope it was worth the wait..... ?
  36. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Pretty much but minus the egg
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Yeah man that's a good deal. It all depends on the neck/body heaviness ratio I had a Jackson V where the neck was heavier than the body and it just sucked to play.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Bros any of ya'll cook hamburger with beef gravy on top of mashed potatoes or white rice? I'm sure it's got some ghetto name but I love that shit.
  39. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Am I dumb or is it a misprint?
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    Smartphones

    I upgraded from an iPhone 4 (yes, regular old 4) to my Moto X and it was like I just walked through the pearly gates