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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well.. to be fair we used to fuck on average twice a day. Somewhere in between us moving in with my friend and us getting careers/our own place it just stopped. She's truthfully not withholding it (except a few times she has) moreso that she just isn't giving it up. I know what you're thinking...
  2. Noodleface

    Survivor 26: Caramoan

    Phil is great to keep around. The dude will literally never in a million years win the game, he's batshit insane, perfect person to keep with you until the end. The only way he could ever win is if he made it to the end and the other two people were Russell and Brandon Hantz. Phillip made me...
  3. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    I'll be on tonight if anyone wants to steamroll me. BTW, I remember last year (I think) MLG came to providence. Does anyone know if they will come back this year? I can't check because gaming stuff is blocked at work (counting the days until this forum gets blocked).
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    StarCraft 2

    The rerolled chat on US is suffering... I've seen exactly one other person in there and I am always in the chat when I'm online.
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    SimCity

    Civil engineers
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    StarCraft 2

    Seriously complaining about spawning larva? The queen has 3 abilities not just one. It's part of the game dude. If you don't like a races mechanics then don't play it. And how much does it really fuck you over? If you have your queens hot keyed it takes all of 0.3 seconds to double press her key...
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, we do have a ton of stress right now so it adds to it. We have a new (small) apartment, both have full time (>50-60 hours per week) jobs, we have a new puppy (HUGE STRESS FUCK), plus I'm finishing up my Bachelor's degree while starting on my Masters. Also we're trying to pay off the...
  8. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Because people are pulling major cheese for their placements and being put into high ranks is my guess. Every single placement game I played I was cheesed in some fashion. Yeah yeah, a better player would defend it, but I am basically -10 SC2 skill.
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Small shit.. like if I forget to grab the mail, or I sit on the couch wrong, or I move
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    StarCraft 2

    Right, never thought he was absolutely amazing either but he was fun to watch. Guy literally never got mad.. unless he was playing LoL. I remember the wrist injuries and thinking that's what happens when you play video games 12 hours a day, are possibly obese, and most definitely have diabetes...
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm getting married in August.. at first I was really excited but now she's pulling a lot of the "we're married, I'm going to yell at you all day and withhold sex for months" shit. For serious, how to fix? It's getting out of hand. I do want to marry her, that is not the question. But her...
  12. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Never beat WoL campaign.. is it that retarded or should I beat it first?
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Don't worry, SE devs won't come here because they don't listen to their playerbase. Not even 1%. Besides, we're not Japs.
  14. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Does Sheth still compete? I loved watching his stream but it looks like he hasn't streamed since December. Seems like he casts more now
  15. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Either I'm really bad or I'm playing against really good people that are doing their placements.. fuck
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    StarCraft 2

    Heh... got placed into bronze. Not sure who I fought but they fucked me up. One guy at the 5 minute mark dropped a CC with the cannon on it directly in my base.. what shame.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Hi
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    ugh
  19. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    It works but can we get in trouble for this?
  20. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Probably can't play much til the weekend but you can add me in-game and I'll be up for some games on the weekend. I'm pretty bad so if anyone else is a baddie you're more than welcome to bash your shrivelled dick against mine.
  21. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Noodleface / Noodleface#1412 / Zerg / Professional Silver
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    690 or 7990 or Titian

    Go for 3x690's.. only $3000. Totally worth it bro
  23. Noodleface

    The Walking Dead

    You could say either, but I'd go with sieged because they have machine guns and armored vehicles and shit.
  24. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    I've never heard it in SC2... but in SC1 I remember everygame I joined if there was a zerg player everyone would go "NO RUSH 5 min" or "NO RUSH 10 MIN PLZ" and so forth. I played a bronze game the other day and walked up to an open base (single) and killed the guy in about 4 minutes.
  25. Noodleface

    Headphones/Headsets

    I've had them for a couple weeks now. I work in a lab with tons of servers running 5x-7x fans each, so it's extremely loud. I wanted a dual-purpose headphone and noise-cancelling ear plug type thing. These had great reviews for that. I'm wearing them about 8-10 hours per day and sometimes I take...
  26. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    no rush 10 min kk glhf
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    StarCraft 2

    BTW if anyone dares to challenge a silver zerg I will play you and lose
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    StarCraft 2

    What time is this released in the states? 12AM PST or rolling release based on region?
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    The Walking Dead

    I imagine they aren't clearing the yard in case they get sieged. Obviously the governor's crew can rip through them, but it's still a slowdown. It's either that or a plothole.
  30. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Yeah I might just do the digital download.. I really don't need anymore boxes on my "book" shelf. Are we getting access at 12AM PST as per WoW's usual midnight release? Or are they doing it by timezone
  31. Noodleface

    StarCraft 2

    Such a professional caster when he continually keeps going "OH MY GOD" haha
  32. Noodleface

    Evil Dead Remake

    You had your chance to be a hero.. and you blew it. I'm going to request that the mods ban you so enjoy your last few hours here. Might as well go out spamming dick pics.
  33. Noodleface

    The Walking Dead

    Or Season 2... just think. The others... Ben... Lots of guns. BAM MIND BLOWN
  34. Noodleface

    The Walking Dead

    I am.. need to finish this season then I will never watch another episode
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    The Walking Dead

    What was their to like? Seriously? Please for the love of Christ and all that is holy tell me how you thought an episode with 2 minutes of substance crammed into 42 minutes of bullshit was good. This was the worst filler episode since episodes 3-23 in any season of Lost. I hate this show so...
  36. Noodleface

    Shipping a few large items internationally?

    Don't have much to add to this except I shipped a guitar to Sweden once.. sold for $500 and cost $400 to ship. Didn't seem worth it to me, but whatever I didn't pay for it. I also shipped an amp to Hawaii and that cost $350. Prices are straight up absurd.
  37. Noodleface

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    for all intensive purposes
  38. Noodleface

    League Of Legends

    How can I play this and not get yelled at?
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    SimCity

    "What we saw was that players were having such a good time they didn't want to leave the game, which kept our servers packed and made it difficult for new players to join,"
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    SimCity

    We'll see how many refunds will be handed out though, that will count for some sort of negative buying