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Alinity, if she were able to smile...

Poltergeist

That must be an awesome existence. I am usually wide awake waiting between 3 and 17 minutes before my scheduled alarm. It doesn't matter if it's 4 in the morning and I have slept three hours, my alarm never wakes me up.

"Grandma" would be even better. Then, you could use the phrase "Grandma's getting old, time to put her down".

Ftfy

I was simply replying to you saying that the word negro isn't allowed. My point is that there is nothing wrong with using the word negro. I am not bound by words that are "not allowed". You seemed offended by that in your response referring to homos. You guys get bent out of shape over the most...

I thought that ol' man Hoss was tougher than that. Man up, snowflake.

Dang, who knew that a comment would start your pussy to bleed.

Negro is a scientific categorization, just like Caucasian. There should be nothing offensive about it. Of course we know that a certain demographic will be offended by the most trivial matter.

United Negro College Fund

Resident grammar Nazi... My mom said vs. Mom said...

Anne Frankly, I'm quite amused.

No, not really. It was pretty funny. It's different when it's done on purpose. The ignorant ones who don't realize are the problem.

*you're

bored, you're, commas missing, run-on sentence, punctuation Fuck me. Shit like this rustles me AND my jimmies. I realize that we make mistakes, but holy hell. Are you trolling with this mess?

Seriously, who sleeps with their head exposed like that?

Why are there 100 pictures of the same girl? Pic not related

Fucking awesome. I knew that this group would come through. I really do appreciate your help. I am not a tech dummy, but I just use my phone for personal computing needs. Obviously, I use tech for work and whatnot. I just never cared enough to have a home pc or laptop. @Kajiimagi @Vuuxo @RobXIII...

Awesome, thanks. I just assumed that you are the Master Shifu of all things.

Search results lean toward Firefox

Ok, FOH friends. I just bought a laptop. It's default browser is Edge. Can anyone tell me the best browser to use? I have used my phone exclusively for personal internet for years, and would like some suggestions. Thank you in advance.

Need to reverse the sexes... Pic not related

Yay! Free stuff

Farewell, sweet prince

Post a pic, faggot

Dirk, you're not leaving FOH, are you? I saw your bye pic in FSR. This whole motherfucker's going to shut down.

You can cup it and pump it at the same time one-handed.

Never experienced that...

Well, you could pick up the dispenser and squirt it into your hand, or you could cup your hand around the tip. I can't believe that I have to explain how a soap dispenser works.

I'm not sure what you mean. For the bathroom and kitchen? I guess that they are ok. But, I'm not so much of a dumbass that I allow myself to get sprayed with soap from a dispenser. Plus, I'm not gay, I just like to suck dick occasionally.

Believe what you want. Exit only...for me. And you?

Still going to have to pass

First off, I can masturbate to a lot of different things. Most important, I do not want anything in my butt.

Didn't really need an answer. You unload your mag, reload, make sure threat is neutralized, fire again if needed. Three cops open the door, you point your weapon, you get three cops unloading on you. You get what you deserve.

How many times does he need to be shot? Holy fuck... Good riddance

So, he's dead?

Sucked and swallowed today, nice delicious cock, hairy balls, made him cum jacking him off in my mouth