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  1. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Don't act like that number is gonna be bigger than two digits.
  2. Melvin

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    post more tree picks I'm almost there
  3. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Have the suits at VR announced when exactly the date is that they're finally going to put their homogenized garbage in a box? I missed that announcement.
  4. Melvin

    The Official Guitar Thread

    "The physics behind it I'm not 100% aware of" that's because it's a stupid gimmick and not based on physics. Absolute best case scenario possible is the stupid frets will be slightly more in tune than normal as long as you never change sting gauges, the string manufacturer never changes the...
  5. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    It's not just 3 zones, it's Runnyeye, Befallen, and Najena. These are works of art and each one takes time. Please send more money so they can buy more time.
  6. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    How much is it gonna cost for someone to become a moderator on the W'iki Of Pan'Th'E'On and make sure the fuzzy troll page never gets deleted?
  7. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    You mean the Associate Developer Program, don't you?
  8. Melvin

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Words can't describe how disappointed I am that the structural battery doesn't use lithium.
  9. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    In 2029 when Beta starts.
  10. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The only way I'm going to play is if the Myr have customizable hyper-realistic dolphin genitals. Bottlenose Lives Matter.
  11. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I love how the ogre's idle animation is so detailed. You can see him breathing in and out, and watch his feet glide forward and backwards frictionlessly over the floor.
  12. Melvin

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  13. Melvin

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  14. Melvin

    New World

    They got cold feet and changed 80% of the game this late in the delevopment. My prediction is a Star Wars Galaxy style clusterfuck, rather than a healthy and sustainable game.
  15. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Have you seen how immersive Paneton's grass is yet though? Paneton's grass is some old school hard core shit yo. Anyway I'm fine with shit mobile graphics in Unity cause that means we'll be able to play on our phones. You guys all have phones, right?
  16. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'd put you in the Just here for falling.gif category because in the end that's all you're gonna get.
  17. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Is it anal sex? Did you do anal sex to his mom?
  18. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    It probably means someone pressed the compile button once a week for most of the last six years, whether it needed to be done or not.
  19. Melvin

    RIP Brad McQuaid

    I gave Brad as much shit behind his back as I would have given him to his face if I had ever met him. Earth would probably be a better place to live if Brad had been given the freedom and resources to build a better virtual world, and the managment oversight needed to keep The Vision grounded...
  20. Melvin

    The Astronomy Thread

    A couple things popped into my mind that will help lessen the impact of that problem. The space trebuchet incentivizes materials being sent back. All of a sudden a massive shipment of ores or whatever has value as a source of energy for the space fidgit spinner system, in addition to its raw...
  21. Melvin

    Where is the line drawn for time based achievements?

    But holy shit can you imagine how fast they'd be running at the bottom of a 13 mile tall mountain? For real though, would they even still be a solid if they fell?
  22. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    VR should charge $4.95 to watch a livestream of a parking lot party as they announce the release date of everybody's final paychecks.
  23. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Sweet, the real Brad's back on The Vision Quest again! This is gonna rock!
  24. Melvin

    The Astronomy Thread

    You're incorrect right off the bat. He's talking about signal degradation over distance, not over time. The time element of the Drake equation is entirely a measurement of the duration of the source of the signal. Maybe you're mistaking the duration that it spends traveling as if that were...
  25. Melvin

    The Astronomy Thread

    Pharazon2 is talking about the size of the antenna we need to pick up the signals from from faraway reaches of our galaxy, measured in kilometers. The L term you're talking about is a measurement of time, the units are years. Are you retarded? Edit: Inverse-square law - Wikipedia etc
  26. Melvin

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    pic related
  27. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    This post is so much like so many other things itt. https://www.facebook.com/groups/2361383231/permalink/10157407309778232/
  28. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I heard a rumor Brad's not calling the shots any more and there's a new kid in charge now.
  29. Melvin

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    do male or mangina fuzzy trolls have bigger dongs?
  30. Melvin

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Surely you meant to say Darth Jar Jar?
  31. Melvin

    The Astronomy Thread

    All of the mass is in the singularity. Density is the ratio of mass per volume: d = m/v. The volume of the singularities inside black holes isn't zero, but it approaches zero (someone correct me if I'm wrong here). The amount of mass can be any huge number and the density is basically...
  32. Melvin

    The Astronomy Thread

    So when are you totally not sexist at all autists going to start crying about Elon Musk because he doesn't write very much production code lately?
  33. Melvin

    The Astronomy Thread

    I know these tweets are nearly 18 hours old, which in internet terms is essentially prehistoric, but they still feel at least a little relevant to me. Call me old fashioned. (1/7) So apparently some (I hope very few) people online are using the fact that I am the primary developer of the...
  34. Melvin

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I enjoy movies that aren't made by mentally retarded people for mentally retarded people. If you think that makes me a snob then I have some bad news for you little buddy. :D
  35. Melvin

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    How the fuck did the chunk of Death Star touch down gently enough to not be destroyed and also not destroy everything within like a thousand kilometers? Also LO fucking L at Mary Sue's flipping out so hard that Newton's laws and aerodynamics don't apply to her any more. This movie is going to...
  36. Melvin

    The Astronomy Thread

    Since it hasn't been posted yet, here's a TED talk Katie Bouman did a few years ago where she explains how her algorithm works. *slaps 5 petabytes of hard drives* These bad boys can fit so much fucking porn on them.