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  1. fred sanford

    The Video Thread

    Inkmaster.
  2. fred sanford

    Parent Thread

    8:30 bed times? That's when my eight year old goes to bed. What's with your kid saying 'fuck head' in that conversation? I get that teenagers will talk like that with each other, but they should also learn to talk like a normal respectful person. I've told my kids, I don't care how you talk...
  3. fred sanford

    Formula 1 and MotoGP - Racing

    Just when I was getting tired of the Verstappen show and didn't watch a race lol
  4. fred sanford

    Investing General Discussion

    That was one of the first questions I asked them. Merrill will charge me a fee to transfer things out of my accounts. However, they offered to reimburse me for any fees that result from a transfer.
  5. fred sanford

    Investing General Discussion

    Anyone here have experience with a financial advisor moving companies? The advisor I've used for the last 4 years is moving from Merrill to LPL. I like my advisors and they've done well for me but I know nothing about LPL Financial. I've been trying to read up on them but for the most part any...
  6. fred sanford

    Home buying thread

    Those must have been record breaking years. I have an ice scraper because I used to live further north. In the last 23 years in central Florida, I think I've used it 3 maybe 4 times. :)
  7. fred sanford

    Formula 1 and MotoGP - Racing

    I've been using it for the last few years. It works well. My only complaint is that fast forwarding/rewinding on a Roku functions the same way a VCR does. You just have to do 1,2,3x speed and guesstimate it. The AppleTV version works fine, and you can just use the slider to FF/REW very quickly...
  8. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rustled yourself with that one technically.
  9. fred sanford

    The Video Thread

    While looking up info on this guy I came across this one. Luamg Pho Daeng died while meditating in 1973. His mummified body is on display at the Wat Khunaram (temple) on Ko Samui island in Thailand's Surat Thani Province. The mummy is notable for sporting a pair of sunglasses, placed by the...
  10. fred sanford

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Watch the coverage on Nickelodeon. It’s more entertaining and no gay jew commercials.
  11. fred sanford

    Random technology news & announcements

    Looks like a bigger trendier looking Google Glass. Which obviously caught on big time.
  12. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    They’re not terribly hard to care for but can’t be totally neglected. Their nails need to be trimmed unless they have a natural means of filling them down, just like dogs. That also goes for beaks which they’ll tend to themselves with cuttle bones or mineral blocks. A common foot infection in...
  13. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We stopped using Amazon, unless it’s something generic where a knock off is fine, like pencils for the kids. Most of the time we can get stuff local for the same price or a few bucks more at worse. To good to be true prices on Amazon typically are. You get knock offs or refurbished items. When...
  14. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'll second that. Yesterday my neighbor texted me about a loose bird he though was ours. He sent a picture of it, and we found out it belonged to an asian family down the street that we knew had birds. This same family had a bird a year ago, that they left on their patio and it was destroyed...
  15. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rustled that this post didn't include a picture of said 'nice tits'
  16. fred sanford

    Parent Thread

    Welcome to the wonderful world of raising a daughter. The shifts in mood have come. One day I get "your jokes aren't funny dad" to "dad is the funniest person in the house", from an 8 year old.
  17. fred sanford

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Ashtray. They were on every table.
  18. fred sanford

    YouTube's War on Ad Blockers

    Saw a new one today. Typically I've been able to block ads or they show for a split second then go away. Today, ads will show up as a non-playing video. It comes up and shows the first frame with buttons to skip or watch it. You can immediately click skip, or if you leave it alone it goes away...
  19. fred sanford

    Parent Thread

    For some reason my daughter was harder to train. For my son, he would pee in the potty but never poop. We ended up ditching diapers and letting him mud up his pants. He learned real quick.
  20. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That’s how they get rid of returns that sit on the shelves. Nobody will buy them off the shelf when they’ve been clearly opened, so they pawn it off on the online orderers.
  21. fred sanford

    Where's the Christmas hats bitches?

    Thanks for reminding me to update. My wife is Griswold incarnate so I cringe when it comes to decorating for Christmas. I get a lot of extra tasks as a helper.
  22. fred sanford

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I went shopping not too long ago. When I got back to my car, the car front of mine had these. I sat down and looked up, and had a brief oh shit moment before realizing what it was. Turkey on my patio
  23. fred sanford

    YouTube's War on Ad Blockers

    I use Edge with Ad Block and haven't had any problems. I have noticed that when I load up videos, I occasionally see what appears to be one ad frame with the yellow bar at the bottom, then the video loads normally. Perhaps that split second of ad load bypasses the strikes.
  24. fred sanford

    Formula 1 and MotoGP - Racing

    Next weekend, times are EST.
  25. fred sanford

    The Video Thread

    Actually, that’s the lady I was talking about. I had them mixed up.
  26. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Depends on the bank. My bank up the road allows me to use my phone wallet on their ATM. As a result, I never carry that card. However, they don’t allow contactless in the actual bank, so if I go inside to do a transaction, I never have my card and have to fill stuff out.
  27. fred sanford

    The Video Thread

    If I remember correctly she has a condition that literally prevents her body from having fat on it. She got mildly famous from people on 4chan telling her to just kill herself and she ended up just being overly positive despite the comments.
  28. fred sanford

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    RIP Lou or Pauline of you like Rocky
  29. fred sanford

    The Video Thread

  30. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I just don’t answer the phone these days. However, a great way to get rid of the Indian callers is to make fun of them for shitting in the streets. The last guy I said that to paused, and calmly told me to go to hell before he hung up.
  31. fred sanford

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Say it out loud
  32. fred sanford

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    To add to your rustle. A friend of mine works in retail and some of those Door Dash people will walk up to him and hand him a list because they want him to get the items. That’s right, they’re being paid to shop for someone and then get someone else to do it free. Once he realized what was...
  33. fred sanford

    Long cables to living room

    Not that I'm offering this as a solution, but it made me think of my neighbor. He literally has one of those doctor's office carts for his computer so he can wheel it around and use it wherever. Mostly for work, he's a workaholic, but occasionally he games.
  34. fred sanford

    Snow White (2024)

    What comes to my mind is the connection between the two, or lack thereof. Why is she replying to him? Either she goes searching through Twitter for these kinds of posts to be mad at or the algorithms are intentionally putting stuff she would find offensive in her feed. Almost as if it's planned...
  35. fred sanford

    Investing General Discussion

    No wonder cars are overpriced. Holy fuck
  36. fred sanford

    Weather

    They've turned their hatred towards Atlanta now lol
  37. fred sanford

    Weather

    I want to know what galaxy brain came up with this model. It looks like they drew it on with a ruler to skew the path and make the projections lean a touch toward Florida.
  38. fred sanford

    Home Improvement

    I’ve lived here 8 years but I do know the previous owner remodeled at some point. So between 8-16 years. I don’t suspect it’s leaking. It just seems that the hot water pipe has water flow from the hot water heater when I wouldn’t expect it. With the water off those two holes shouldn’t have water...
  39. fred sanford

    Home Improvement

    Basically what Palum said. That’s what it looks like with the shower handle and back plate removed. It took a whole 60 seconds to get that far.
  40. fred sanford

    Home Improvement

    Curious if anyone has seen this before. My shower has been randomly dripping from the little nozzle on the bottom of the head when a lot of hot water was running, like both kids running their showers at the same time. Yesterday, it started to drip out of that one little nozzle continuously. I...