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Voted for Brooke... sorry dude, you can"t buy me with pics of titties. I"ll vote for the hotter girl every time!

I feel like a bad bad man now, haha!

Timeless quote from The Princess Bride "Life is pain, my Lady, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something." It"s the suffering in life that defines just how special and amazing our moments of happiness can be, man. If we face the future fearing what may be... well...

Life in each breath, my friend. Nothing is certain, and finding something real is so rare that I promise you, if you don"t indulge now, well all you"ll ever have are regrets. I"m probably in the minority here, but if you feel you"ve got a chance to be happy, no matter how briefly, take it.

It"s a byproduct of your own body and I promise you"ve probably put WAY worse into your mouth over the course of your life. Hell, I know I have... If it gets a chick going it"s fair game, as long as it"s from my own body that is.

Not as bad as the taste, I guarantee it...

I think I just pissed myself a little.

It"s my personal belief that in order to immortalize yourself in a chick"s mind you have to not only be dynamite in the sack, but you also have to be the absolute darkest chapter in her sexual history. Whether that means doing some borderline shit, or breaking into a Mormon church and nailing...

Speak for yourself, man. PoF chicks here in Las Vegas are a bunch of fucking CHUDS. The trim on Match.com here is a thousand times better, but that pretty much speaks for the norm in Vegas... if it doesn"t cost you anything, you"re getting exactly what you paid for