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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    WTF does this mean? They can alter the results of the poll and fuck the voters?
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    jesus, if I had went to high school with that guy I think my goal would have been to make him cry every day.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I wonder who cried the loudest.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    I think I made it longer watching Meatspin... though you have to admit meatspin is pretty hypnotic.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Yeah this forced me to FB like the band.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Not to mention the whole story was told by a Farmer of Corinthian decent 300 years after it happened. So lets pretend they were accurate it"d still be skewed towards the Spartans being heroes. And if you asked the Athenians they would say the Spartans were cowards just trying to buy time for...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m sure they do if that"s what they"re researching... but kind of a random comment.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Goddamn I let one ex- GF break up with me not once, but twice via text message. That"s the weakest shit ever! Worst part is I was too big of a pussy to tell her how fucked up it was... maybe it was lack of caring too!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    make sure you liken it to tapioca or it loses it"s appeal also if I had more than like 3 hot chicks in all of Grand Junction I"d tried that line out first too!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I refuse to join this trend, on the grounds that it put the mental image of what I imagine Grobbee looks like sipping tapioca pudding out of some chicks cooter...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I don"t want to jump on the band wagon, but Grobbee... you"re making it way too easy.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    But I wanted her to make me a man =( AND WTF who says a girl can"t be aggressive instead of the guys, I thought woman"s sufferege and the civil rights act of 1964 changed all this! Power to the women. Plus like I said, I really had problems feeling this girl out.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She hugged me, I was just talking and she walked up and hugged me, so I was like whatever. Then I thought about how she acted all night and thought maybe that was all the courage she could muster!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You realize PoF = PlentyofFish.com, not Plane of Fear... And my question was pertaining to her body language not how the date ended, I expect these things to take time, I just couldn"t read her very well so I wanted to get some suggestions! And she"s got a banging body so I had to know I was...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Ok I need advice. This girl I met from PoF, we met for the first time tonight, in text we"re cool and we click. I went to meet her, we had dinner, we"re both students so we called it an early night. She lives 250 miles away, her parents live up here, so I don"t get to see her daily so I can"t...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This, and after she contacts you, emphasize you just didn"t want to be rude to your guest, make some shit up like you hadn"t seen them for a month or so. You don"t want to make her feel too shitty, you have to show some interest, just don"t pour yourself all over her.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    haha I show the build, I"m always clean shaven and showered, I think the problem is I don"t pick on them enough. See I"ve noticed a trend, you have to playfully pick on the girls to get them. I see my problems I"m just not moving forward to fix said problem.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This is mostly meant for Aychamo because he gave me the line... So I hang out with mostly girls, hot girls, I"m the fucking nice guy. It"s almost a fate worse than death when everyone you hang out with is smoking fucking hot. Anyways onto the story, Valentine"s day I go on a blind date with...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    haha, well I"m single for the first Valentines day in years. Haven"t had much luck on the dating sites, though because of my options and distance away of quality girls I haven"t sent many if any messages. BAM 3 days before Vday and my mail box is flooded by girls close by, far away, you name it...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Pretty much this, or if you live in my area its like a 1 in 50 ratio in a 100 mile radius on both sites. You"d think this thing would catch on more in a college city!
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    Note Millie

    I"m pretty sure fat, asian, and skanky is the trifecta! I"m glad to see Millie gone, I was one of those unnoticed posters who got banned for trolling. It was well after the hoofshots crowd got banned. But I made one comment in a thread something like "I"m sure "she" will" and got perma...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah great! But what if you can bench close to 300 pounds (Oops Internet super heroes can bench 450!) and she says, "Yes you can bench press her!"
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m telling you this cause I just went through a break up, and our relationship took almost the same exact path as yours is going. She"s going to break up with you, she"s trying to detach herself now to "make it easier on you" I"ll guarantee it. Just be done with her, get out of your own head...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Man I did that, I wrote, I"d like someone active who will work out with me. I tend to work out like 6 days a week, I ain"t settling for no fatties!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No but they may have fat friends!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Seriously! I"m like 2 steps away from writing "No Fat chicks" on my profile in very bold letters. Some how I don"t think that would appeal to the kind of girls I want to attract though...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well I hope it works out, but classes start tomorrow and college is a much better place than the internet to pick up girls it seems.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Ok this seems like a good place for advice. I"m trying to hook up with a girl I met on Match.com. Everything going good, she asks me out for coffee, I agree, she fucking cancels on me. No big deal, from the few talks we"ve had she sounds super busy, 14 hour work days, and she"s on search and...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Seems like you"re repeating the same exact process I just went through with a girl... almost identical, even the essay. Of course mine was because she had a kid and I was a bit uncomfortable around the kid, especially when the kid told me he love me... that was fucked! Anyways we broke up a...