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    Can Plane Take Off

    I hate maths and subsequently i fucking hate physics, but even with my pathetically bad high school maths experience i can see how the plane will both generate forward movement, create the necessary air flow, and not be hindered in any meaningful way by the treadmill. I think it really stems...
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    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Hey seriously, setup a paypal or something so we can chip in and buy her a vibrator as a goodbye present. Just planting that little seedling of paranoia in her mind and the look on her face would be priceless.
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    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Whatever she put there is poisoned. She got the air conditioner to combat the death stench after you and your wife"s vibro-instanity has stopped and you begin to decompose. But seriously, try and get a 3-way and one of those vibrating beds with a whole bunch of vibrators on a hardwood floor...
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    Why all the nerd rage against Vanguard

    This is what i was talking about; i know my system is a complete piece of shite, but i don"t expect to run any recent game above resolutions i used 4 years ago. Problem is, i got better framerates in Leisure Suit Larry on my 486 SX 66.
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    Why all the nerd rage against Vanguard

    My system is old, i admit it, but honestly i expect to be able to turn off all effects, drop the res to Doom standard and play at a reasonable framerate like i was able to do in EQ1/SWG. Wow allowed me to play at 1152X864 with reasonable framerates, with Vanguard i was in high teens max at...
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    Why all the nerd rage against Vanguard

    Yeah those shots look nice but i just can"t play it on my system. Granted it"s very average (Athlon XP 3200, 1 gig ram, 128 Geforce 6600GT overclocked) but even playing at 1024X768 i get 10-15fps on average, in crowded areas/cities i get 6fps. Compare that with 40+fps at 1152X864 in wow and it...