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Wrong... he doesn"t have a pretty gayish sounding name like the real Eomer does Eomer, best thing you should do is a casual get together like a movie at home or whatever with no direct flat out date question or framing it like a buddy/friend thing. She keeps bringing up a drink/movie together...

MOAR I like the real stuff unlike the phantom shit Dabamf been dealing for years

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https://plus.google.com/101621968995172633596/posts Click "In Tenley"s circles"... boom... a familiar face

It was me, muahaha... err no, not friended you on Facebook yet! :P ------ I met this girl during a New Year"s house party in London and we really hit it off, we pretty much exclusively talked through most of the night together and ignored the rest of the people there with us. We met again...

The King hath spoken...! I"m going through exactly this with a newish old-friend right now. We knew each briefly from years ago at University and recently met up again as we now happen to live in the same city. To begin with I was sort of interested in pursuing the next level, then I learn more...

Sounds like someone needs more fibre in their diet... or is a compulsive wanker who takes any and every opportunity to rub one out... or iPoops on the loo

Sounds like she has matured enough to realise that most of the blokes she has been with have been douches who only cared about hitting that sweet honey (and I"m not entirely sure you aren"t part of this category also!). So maybe that slightly needy essay writer with the nice condo and money...

Uh oh... you sure you wanna go back there? Wasn"t Chuck the one that you gave a 1000+ word essay to?

Well I"m white, reasonably fit (1.85m ~ 77kg) and have an English accent similar to the token British accent found on US television shows... so I can certainly do the "English chivalrous gentleman". Sounds like I need to try and find some place to mingle with the locals!

Currently working primarily in Norway, I"ll fish around for some Dutch projects! That being said I have spotted quite a few good looking women while going out for dinner in the city I"m working at. Not had much chance thus far as the weather has been terrible and the hours at work long, lots...

Going through a bit of a dry patch in terms of relationships at the moment. Had to put aside actively seeking out women the last few months since I had a lot on my plate. Among other things I bought my first home and worked on moving to a better position in the company I"m employed at. I have...

Haha, my father works for a large American energy company

My father works in the Oil industry and has spent alot of time in Alberta over the last 10 years (he is there right now for a few weeks). He has kept going on about how it would be great to have a holiday there with the family visiting Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver and all the scenic bits in...

Damnit Eomer why do you have your friends list private on Facebook, photo peaked my interests Did I mention I"m coming to Alberta next summer?

And this gentlemen is why I post at FoH...

Well from my perspective, it doesn"t matter if you go for the paddle boat, it was a setup by your friends and not your idea, therefore no pressure for it to be grand or romantic, just deal with it like any normal first date (i.e. don"t spring out the candles and start singing "Kiss the girl").

Just do it, who knows you might fall for the girl, bang a few times, break up and then tell us about the texts you exchange 6 months after when you aren"t sure if you still have feelings for her or not. Okie, maybe a little harsh but you don"t REALLY need our opinion on it do you?

Pics or it didn"t happen?! (I"m trying to resist another internet sleuth trip to see pictures myself :P ) On a related matter I have recently started to use a few L"oreal for Men products...

Eomer, we need to swap homes for a couple of months... you can chill in good old England at my apartment for a while and I can spend some time in your condo. I can"t promise to do any plumbing work but I already know your address so all I need is a day to fly in from you Reason I"m saying...

Holy shit, I don"t visit FoH for two days and then find this internet gold waiting for me... what a read!

Dude, I know Eomer"s real name, where he lives and where he works. So the fuck what? I have no interest in dropping shit like that on the internet. Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Because I want him to take me to a hockey game when I come visit *evil stalker laugh*

Cute chick, buy her some deodorant though!

She kept calling you Mark all night? Good line to use on the old man though

Exactly! Thanks indirectly to EQ I now browse this forum and gained a friend who lives in Edmonton who I can drop by and visit whenever I am in the area, isn"t that right Eomer? :P On a more serious note, a girl I met a couple of times when visiting my younger sister (the girl is sort of a...

Absolute bullshit, I would censor everything put out in the public domain on the net. (as a post of mine in this thread demonstrates) Any intelligent and determined person can piece together scraps of information to dig up a whole host of details on people. I feel like this thread in turning...

Wow, completely missed this thread in the Shaw... hall of fame beckons Sam is a sick man...!

I can understand not kissing an ex who is in a relationship with someone else and just wants some cawk. However, I can"t see how two people who exclusively hang out end up having sex without kissing. It"s just wierd man... Kissing gets them all nice and warmed up for junior downstairs!

I disagree, GrobbeeTrull turned this thread awkward many moons ago!

"wat" indeed... I got lucky with one of the google searches I tried... I like Eomer and his antics though so if I am right about this, his personal details areNOTgoing to be published on the intrawebs... Tuco can vouch for me as I found out where he lives as well based off a satellite picture of...

I had a 7 hour roundtrip journey today on trains for just a 2 and half hour meeting and got home 2 hours ago a little cranky. So as I was catching up on this thread and reading through Eomer"s posts in the last few pages, I began wondering just how genuine he is about his life etc... Well...

Dude, it"s his first girlfriend let him enjoy the pussy and grow into a man! On second thoughts, you need to teach him this universal rule!

I see what you did there, but Cyprus still exists :P European Countries - Cyprus And from personal experience (grew up there) there are some crazies there too!

Need verification of authenticity from said account before I grab my pop corn!

Shit Chamo, that sucks if true man I can"t really give any advice as I have never lost anyone that close to me before but I feel for you man

So this girl I had dated twice and not heard back from hadn"t dissapeared or anything in the end, I kept getting to her voicemail when trying to call her up and then suddenly one night I got text replies arrive at the same time to my two texts I had sent 3 days earlier. Turns out her phone has...

That sucks man, good luck with her... Now putting all seriousness aside, I just read 4 pages in a row which happen to contain GrobbeeTrull suggestion for crazy sex and I have to admit soon as I read your post I was thinking "Damn man, don"t let GrobbeeTrull near this girl he would have an...

Donkey punch?! Lawl Err if you want be really kinky video the whole thing and upload it to the streaming porn site of your choosing :P (and sorta leave the link here for us?!) Right, err trying to be serious now, you have mentioned before she is really into her toys, I would go for toy +...

Yup, they are still waiting for us to ride in on a horse and dressed in medieval armor.

The plot thickens... I"d put down the "the one" comment to alcohol and general confusion at that time. If she brings it up while sober and emotionally stable you need to slap that bitch down! :P At least you are finally getting that steak... so cudos! Dude, Eomer has a good job, disposable...