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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    FoH: Checks and Balances. Wait.. FoH: Checks and Ti(l)ts
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    NoVibrating Sex Chair Symphony? Yes, I know you hate me because you"re compelled to reread that thread later.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    How"s this one for a potential album cover
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    My only question is, when do we take this to the next level?
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Evidently six feet below wasn"t deep enough, so we have to go that extra foot to bury them even more.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Jeff Bridges can stop by after he shows up on the Colbert Report.
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    Nice mod edit for the title.
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    I would just like to add to this thread by saying: "Fuck corporate" Eat Vocelli"s!
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    I don"t see how you could call it theft, or hell could you even call it shoplifting? Papa John"s accepts the order, produces the goods, and freakin" delivers it straight to your door. They know you"re getting it, they know you"re not paying for it. At worst you"re just an asshole if you don"t...
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    From what I"ve gathered: With the purchase of a gift card, you are awarded a free medium pizza. This is claimed via a coupon code that is recognized by their online ordering system. The codes are sequential alphabetically, so some internet genius figured out that you could switch the letters...
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    In all my years ordering from multiple pizza places (Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Johns, Vocellis) both over the phone and online I have never been asked for the coupon. In fact almost every time I tried providing an actual coupon they handed it back, what were they going to do with it? Threaten...
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    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    All hail the Ghost Sybian, guardian of the apartment, tormenter of the insane
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    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    1) The lady was clumsy and did something stupid, spilling coffee on herself, ruining her sweatpants and making a mess. McDonald"s has no liability for this. 2) The coffee from McDonald"s was served to her at an extreme temperature that was unsafe for consumption and presented a health risk of...
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    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    I miss Darwinism
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    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Today"s Mythbusters rerun sparked a very good idea to help speed her descent into insanity. Ask if she had any dentist work for braces or metallic tooth fillings. Suggest that perhaps they"re picking up and retransmitted the frequencies emitted by your computer. If she picks up on it this...