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Your proposal must have been awesome. "Honey, it"s a tax shelter that traps us together because it"s more convenient to talk than divorce! It"s like a free-money prison!" "But don"t you want to marry me out of love?" "Whatever, I SEEK POWER AND WEALTH"

This is assuming a certain baseline for looks?

For the record, you"re right: herpes is definitely way worse for a male patient than chlamydia, and oral herpes / cold sores are much more common (HSV-1 usually) but HSV-2 (the virus that causes genital herpes) is still present in about 1 in 6 people in the US. It"s definitely nowhere near 50%...

They"re all. fucking. crazy.

I"ll take 1-3. I"m too impatient to keep waiting for two years. Plus Brad lives in some kind of accelerated world where you don"t check the thread for two days and suddenly he"s moved in with an 18 year old, decided he loves her, then moved out and decided he"s still hung up on his ex-wife.

That"s like saying Criss Angel"s career revolves around his ability to levitate and cut himself in half. Obviously the fact that he can"t do magic hasn"t stopped his career, because the money is made by selling you the illusion. Along the same lines, Mystery"s career doesn"t depend on him being...

Having "the talk" with his son is going to be awesome. "Son, it goes like this. Find a mom barely out of high school, fuck her, have her move in with you after a few weeks. You"ll eventually get married, and they"ll put a lot of pressure on you to kiss her at the altar, but fuck that. Kissing...

Eomer, Christ. Like I said, your posts are normally gold, but this LALALALA I"M HAPPY AND FULFILLED AND PRETTY shit is like Mippo-esque.

Eomer, your normal posts are by far some of the most entertaining / interesting in the thread, but in the past few pages (between pointing out you nailed a chick that Jeremy Piven couldn"t and defending basically your life"s work against the insults of some random troll) you"ve revealed a huge...

A lot of STD"s, like a lot of infections in general, can establish a carrier state and remain contagious in an asymptomatic individual, or have a transient asymptomatic contagious phase before outward signs develop. P.S. Though it"s uncommon, there are several reasons why a woman could be a...

Not trolling, but what specifically do you regret?

Yeah, I think we"re saying the same thing. Be honest early.

A lot of truth in this. I used to carefully put forward an image of being busy all the time, because it gave me an easy lie when I wasn"t busy but didn"t feel like hanging out, but (a) it"s not worth the effort, and (b) you owe the girl and the relationship some honesty. If you feel like you...

Thanks for your vagina-relevant post. Oh wait. At least Brad"s drama is interesting.

You"re replying, aren"t you?

10/26/09, never forget.