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Honestly? Nobody important. I have lurked here off and on for several years, and was never really prompted to say much. This thread was entertaining enough that I did jump in. It took me a few to remember what other thread I posted in, but it was on the Progression Server. I am playing there...

List of characters: April = Jabba Shelly = Bridge Troll Ashley = Shaved Ewok Jeremy = Energy Vampire who fucked "em all.

How can you say that? After all, current comments on her pictures clearly identify her as desirable:

More pics of Ashley for comparison...

Actually, she is 22. Going on a wild guess here that at some point, the educational system also found Shelly to be lacking. But, we know that she started this train ride a while back. Troy. Troy was the first. It is Troy we must blame.

FromReddit:

Maiden name is Shaw. Middle name is Ann. She married David (Martin?) Harkey.

Real Name Shelly Shaw Harkey Graduated from Northwood High School - 2008 Shelly891 Facebook MySpace eNotAlone Date.com Amor.com Shelly6ss Twitter YouTube Gaia Online Reddit Bebo VampireFlirt Amplicate OkCupid Disinfo

No stress there, Galiem. If she attempts to add you to the birth certificate, you have a legal right to have a paternity test performed. You don"t need her to request it. You can.

Holy fucking Christ, are you really that fucking dense? You are pasting something from the section called "Newborns Born of Marriage". Scroll down a few inches, you dumb fuck. Short version? You lied at the hospital, or you are lying now.

Shelly Shaw Harkey. I love teh internets.

My guess is that the hospital asked who her husband was, assuming he was the father. Clearly, they were ill equipped or prepared to deal with such a horrifying clusterfuck. That said, the birth certificate does not have a place for "husband"s name". It has a place for "father"s name". Whether...

But, you went back. Fail.

Sadly I know the answer to that one. She called Vital Records and said she needed the new birth certificate. She paid $15. She assumed it would have GV"s name, since he is the daddy this week. After reading our insightful posts, Shelly actually called and asked who would be on the birth...

So what it boils down to is that your husband is on the birth certificate of the child you claim was fathered by your ex-boyfriend, but was born while you were with your new boyfriend, who is friends with your husband, who wants to get back with you. Meanwhile you continue to stalk that...

Except a job, and a tolerable reflection.

So, Chase knows that you and David are friends. He knows that you don"t want David, but that David is actively trying to get you back. And Chase knows that David comes by to see you when he isn"t there. And he is okay with this? By the way, which of your victims is on the birth certificate...

David is her husband from before GV. He wants to get back with her, and they are still talking, whatever the hell that means. In the meantime, she is "taking care" of the child she supposedly had with GV, even though she had someone else"s name put on the birth certificate, while attending...

That"s easy. Stay away from the Bridge Trolls.

Clearly, you haven"t seen good dating options either. That doesn"t mean they aren"t out there, on both counts.

While I don"t agree with tormenting someone with a disability, this is a different situation. Shelly has clearly made some dumb fucking decisions, and continues to do so. Moreover, since her disability is physical, she acts as though she is somehow better than someone with an intellectual...

So, you knew all of this shit, and still hit it? WHAT....THE....FUCK?????

I can only go with what has been posted thus far. On a side note, does nobody down there fuck someone new???

Because I clearly hate myself, I have a few more points to clarify... 1. You are 29 years old. 2. Mary was your second wife. You had two sons with her, ages 7 and 9. One was born with autism. She now has custody of them. 3. Ashley, who you dated after the divorce from Mary, is the...

See aforementioned "brain melt"....

There was a progression. The numbers are the ratings by Gal: Kim (5) Linda (9) Mary (6) Fabiana (10) Ashley (9) Sarah (2) Rebecca (1) Unknown Chick (8) Elle (5) April (3) Crystal (2) Chrissy (5) Shelly (-2) Jessica (9) Ashley (9) - Repeat What I see is a middle of the road...

By going through April first.

For all of the pages devoted to this, I do not yet believe we have reached the bottom. I am still waiting to hear that the girl David slept with was Ashley, April, Jessica or Fabiana. Meh, call me sick.

If Jeremy is the father, then you lied on the birth certificate. In order to correct that, would you be willing to have a DNA test performed? Also, were there any other men that might possibly have been the father, aside from David?

Actually, I think he was married to Shelley before Galiem. David cheated on Shelley. David and Shelley separated, during which time Shelley hooked up and got engaged to Galiem, who knocked her up. Shelley and Galiem went separate ways. David has come back to Shelley, who is still his...

How do I donate to get Shelly"s husband posting rights? I am betting it will be the best $25 I spend this week.