2019 - State of the Union (SOTU)

Lanx

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they always gotta use the kids. wtf.
lulz while i want them to keep on being terrible, don't "journalists" have an EDITOR, where it's read b/4 it's "put to the press"? who the fuck is editing ABC's twitter account.

Any normal human who is following the news or kept abreast of it, will be like. "NO DON'T PUT MORE KIDS IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF CRAZIES, DON'T TWEET THAT"
 
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lulz while i want them to keep on being terrible, don't "journalists" have an EDITOR, where it's read b/4 it's "put to the press"? who the fuck is editing ABC's twitter account.

Any normal human who is following the news or kept abreast of it, will be like. "NO DON'T PUT MORE KIDS IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF CRAZIES, DON'T TWEET THAT"
they dont even know if he was sleeping, they just saw a snapshot they could use to be an asshole. left cant meme so this is their version of funny.
 

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lulz while i want them to keep on being terrible, don't "journalists" have an EDITOR, where it's read b/4 it's "put to the press"? who the fuck is editing ABC's twitter account.

Any normal human who is following the news or kept abreast of it, will be like. "NO DON'T PUT MORE KIDS IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF CRAZIES, DON'T TWEET THAT"
The hilarious part of this is no one at ABC thought this through. The kid was there because he has had to endure bullying by a bunch of kids at his school. So what does ABC do? Bully him on the national stage.

Stay classy, ABC. Stay classy.
 

AngryGerbil

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I never saw that as a fat chick, but rather a pregnant woman. More like a fertility doll than early porn.
Yeah, Chuk is being a little Chuk-ish.

That's not a sex idol Chuk, it's a mother idol. Of course sex leads to motherhood though, so I'll leave you to work that out for yourself, but it's not like stone age men were sneaking behind the wood pile to beat off to that statue or anything.
 

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Yeah, Chuk is being a little Chuk-ish.

That's not a sex idol Chuk, it's a mother idol. Of course sex leads to motherhood though, so I'll leave you to work that out for yourself, but it's not like stone age men were sneaking behind the wood pile to beat off to that statue or anything.
Why would you beat off when you have a goat and goatfucking is socially acceptable?

Thanks for syphillys you degenerate mongrels.
 
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Chukzombi

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Yeah, Chuk is being a little Chuk-ish.

That's not a sex idol Chuk, it's a mother idol. Of course sex leads to motherhood though, so I'll leave you to work that out for yourself, but it's not like stone age men were sneaking behind the wood pile to beat off to that statue or anything.
you guys have no funnybone. once an NPC........
 
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AngryGerbil

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they always gotta use the kids. wtf.
ABC News is reporting that a sixth grader became bored, one night, by a political speech made by a bunch of stupid grown-ups.

Good job ABC. Well done. High quality rock solid journalism there. Congrats. You guys deserve any and all of the praise you most certainly will receive. Astoundingly brilliant and insightful and exactly what I hope for from my journalists.

Pulitzers all around.
 

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ABC News is reporting that a sixth grader became bored, one night, by a political speech made by a bunch of stupid grown-ups.

Good job ABC. Well done. High quality rock solid journalism there. Congrats. You guys deserve any and all of the praise you most certainly will receive. Astoundingly brilliant and insightful and exactly what I hope for from my journalists.

Pulitzers all around.
for a second there, i thought the girl was the trump and did a quick sex change....omfg...
 
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