2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - @Denamian can come up with a witty title later but i hope it makes fun of the redskins

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Animosity said:
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So yeah, it's all coming up cowboys this year. I don't see anyone in the league we can't beat.

In summation; Fuck the redskins.
 
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Cowboys are locked in to the superbowl. Our QB is the best, we know this because we pay him the most. Hopefully we get another 50 years of jerry.
 
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Cowboys are locked in to the superbowl. Our QB is the best, we know this because we pay him the most. Hopefully we get another 50 years of jerry.
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You might say we have the best schott this year.
 
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To be clear, he's not holding out or threatening to not play, is he? I haven't seen anything along those lines.

I'm beyond tired of Jerry's antics. But I aint got the money to buy the Cowboys, so what ya gunna do?
 
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He is holding in by not actually participating as far as I can tell
 
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Well HOF game is tomorrow, guess it's time to start paying attention again. Did perhaps someone new buy the Panthers and fire everyone involved with the team from the GM down to the people in the parking lot that punch parking tickets?





Well one can hope.
 
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Did perhaps someone new buy the Panthers and fire everyone involved with the team from the GM down to the people in the parking lot that punch parking tickets?
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Can confirm, that did NOT happen.
 
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Denamian said:
They moved the parking ticket puncher to GM instead.
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If a team did that, I would go to vegas and make a huge bet on them to win it all that year. They may suck for the next decade from being in salary cap hell, but I bet that first year would be fucking glorious.
 
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This year is going to be hard to predict. Easy choice is the Eagles, but last time they won a SB they had a complete meltdown after. Chiefs now have that Patriots problem where the mystique is broken and guys are looking to get paid. You can make a good argument for a lot of teams to have a shot at a ring this year, but pretty much every roster has a glaring issue or five. Steelers are going to be the weirdest team this year and I think its going to be Rogers who sinks them, despite all the talent they added. Chargers are my dark horse.
 
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If a team did that, I would go to vegas and make a huge bet on them to win it all that year. They may suck for the next decade from being in salary cap hell, but I bet that first year would be fucking glorious.
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Don't think you have to go to Vegas for that kind of stuff anymore. Didn't they make sports betting legal everywhere a few years ago?
 
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Welp, McLuarin just requested a trade. Still under contract for this year, so it's kind of whatever. But first real sign that they might not actually get a deal done in a reasonable amount of time here.
 
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