A salty discussion

hodj

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It has recently come to my attention, and therefore I must inform the entire audience of this splendid community full of shitlords and incels, that if you salt me, that means you are salty, and if I salt you, that also means you are salty as well. In no case, place, situation or time am I ever salty.

It is known.

This informative post has been brought to you by the numbers F and U and the letters 14 and 88.

Thank you.
 

hodj

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The only way I can ever be salty is if I salt myself. Fortunately, this community does not allow such contradictory acts to be committed, and therefore the fabric of our space time is safe for now.
 

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#5
get my name out yo mouth bitch

 

hodj

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#6
Tuco Tuco can't seem to tell the difference between mouths and hands now.

I suggest we euthanize him for the safety of our community and children everywhere.
 

hodj

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Even moving my glorious salt thread to the rickshaw has not made me salty.
 

Archmage Lightning Lord Rule

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Here in the shaw your posts can be properly rated
 

hodj

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I have 16 notifications and every single one has failed to make me salty

But all of them have left me heftily erect
 

hodj

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#15
This is my favorite thread now
 

pharmakos

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^Obviously alien tech
 

pharmakos

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Feeling a little butthurt, khorum khorum ? Care to show us on the doll where I hurt you?
 

pharmakos

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You guys think I did something to bother him?