Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

hodj

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I'm officially old as of today.

I think I can squeeze another 20 + years of not acting my age out of this life though.

Sure gonna try.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Sorry hodjbro, excessive sodium intake is linked with early death. Your 20 years is probably closer to 20 months.
 
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hodj

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Sorry hodjbro, excessive sodium intake is linked with early death. Your 20 years is probably closer to 20 months.

What excessive sodium intake?

I'm the anti salt up in this motherfucker.

Did you not read the first post bruh? It makes this point clear!
 
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a_skeleton_05

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No sir. You may think it has no effect, but no one man can have so much power. The salt has been piling up grain by grain for years and has taken hold without your notice.
 
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I'll have you know I have my sodium levels regularly checked and they are in negative amounts. It concerns my doctor because I have so much potassium in cells instead and they can't figure out how I haven't died because my Na+/K+ channels are not operating as they should.

Just another testament to my superior genetic make up
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Youre confused due to the salt imbalance.

This is where the picture of Jim Lahey "I am the liquor" meme would go but with a salt shaker photoshopped into it would go if I wasn't on my phone.
 
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I'll have you know I have my sodium levels regularly checked and they are in negative amounts. It concerns my doctor because I have so much potassium in cells instead and they can't figure out how I haven't died because my Na+/K+ channels are not operating as they should.

Just another testament to my superior genetic make up

Potassium Chloride is also a salt, brosephius.
 
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Well Bros. I'm officially retiring from shitposting, unless in RR. Spankings do work and after serving my time rightfully so Amod Amod has set me on the straight path. I hope amod team can consider me a success to ur rehabilitation program.

Also amod open to doing public speaking advocacy for the program for the right price.
 
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The key to shitposting is to take it up to a certain line but never cross it
 
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