hodj
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Legit one of the funniest clips from Kids in the Hall. The salty ham sketch.
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Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread
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Legit one of the funniest clips from Kids in the Hall. The salty ham sketch.
pharmakos
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Vanessa I notice you have recently salted one or more of my posts.
Please refer to the original post in this thread for instructions on how to manage this situation properly.
Thank you and have a great day, dick chopping faggot.
From what I understand, Vanessa's junk is less chopped up than yours, my fellow uni-ball.
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Erronius
Macho Ma'am
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But who has the prettier, more feminine penis?
TWO DICKS ENTER, ONE DICK LEAVES: THE QUEST FOR THE MASTER-BLASTER
Do we have anyone left who would be willing to rate penises? Lori is gone, I lost Etoille's #, and I don't trust Donkey-Trexx. I'm not sure Mist would be qualified; has she ever even seen a penis?
Oh wait, what about
Kuriin
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TWO DICKS ENTER, ONE DICK LEAVES: THE QUEST FOR THE MASTER-BLASTER
Do we have anyone left who would be willing to rate penises? Lori is gone, I lost Etoille's #, and I don't trust Donkey-Trexx. I'm not sure Mist would be qualified; has she ever even seen a penis?
Oh wait, what about
Kuriin
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hodj
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I have the hotter dick since its pierced.
Come at me trannybro
The problem with your logic was my testicle was removed when I was like 2, without ability to give consent, because it was precancerous.
Meanwhile the dick chopper actually WANTS their dick chopped off.
If I'd been given the choice, I'd have let the ball turn to cancer before I'd let a man cut my junk.
Fag
Come at me trannybro
The problem with your logic was my testicle was removed when I was like 2, without ability to give consent, because it was precancerous.
Meanwhile the dick chopper actually WANTS their dick chopped off.
If I'd been given the choice, I'd have let the ball turn to cancer before I'd let a man cut my junk.
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pharmakos
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Vanessa
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Same rehashed rhetoric, same stale flames, same salt flows, different thread.
If I could snap my fingers like Thanos and just magically have my junk be replaced with a perfectly normal, functional vajayjay... yes, I'd welcome that. As it stands right now, it's a process that scares me... not due to post-surgical regret but due to complications and potential disappointment in results. The horror stories out there on the intertubes are... well... horrible LoL. I don't think we've perfected all that yet and so I remain apprehensive. There's also societal things such as I enjoy the company of women and currently my setup is treating me well. Insurance factors too, as it's like buying a new car cost-wise and I wouldn't be paying out of pocket for it, as well as serious considerations of which doctor to settle with. It's a huge hurdle to jump through and has nothing to do with my legitimacy as a tranny. You just happen to be wrong -yet again- about me you senior citizen looking virgin.
The fact you have a pierced cock is kinda gay in and of itself and it's starting to paint a picture in conjunction with your obsession with the word faggot as a constantly reused pejorative and seeming obsession with me (I was happy to ignore everything in the past until you happened to drop this turd of a post. What, was that a reference to Goliath or Porkchop here?) that I think you are one projecting bitch. I love lesbians, am completely comfortable with gays, am indifferent to gay marriage, find flaming gays to be a nuisance, and somewhat find contempt with the LGBT community. Closeted homos though? 0 respect for cowards, and truly think you're swimming upstream in Da Nile river.
If I could snap my fingers like Thanos and just magically have my junk be replaced with a perfectly normal, functional vajayjay... yes, I'd welcome that. As it stands right now, it's a process that scares me... not due to post-surgical regret but due to complications and potential disappointment in results. The horror stories out there on the intertubes are... well... horrible LoL. I don't think we've perfected all that yet and so I remain apprehensive. There's also societal things such as I enjoy the company of women and currently my setup is treating me well. Insurance factors too, as it's like buying a new car cost-wise and I wouldn't be paying out of pocket for it, as well as serious considerations of which doctor to settle with. It's a huge hurdle to jump through and has nothing to do with my legitimacy as a tranny. You just happen to be wrong -yet again- about me you senior citizen looking virgin.
The fact you have a pierced cock is kinda gay in and of itself and it's starting to paint a picture in conjunction with your obsession with the word faggot as a constantly reused pejorative and seeming obsession with me (I was happy to ignore everything in the past until you happened to drop this turd of a post. What, was that a reference to Goliath or Porkchop here?) that I think you are one projecting bitch. I love lesbians, am completely comfortable with gays, am indifferent to gay marriage, find flaming gays to be a nuisance, and somewhat find contempt with the LGBT community. Closeted homos though? 0 respect for cowards, and truly think you're swimming upstream in Da Nile river.
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DickTrickle
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DickTrickle
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chthonic-anemos
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is it just a dot or more of a regrettable weight for gravity to sag your flesh like fishbait
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DickTrickle
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Let's not deem it acceptable or not, but more an indicator of potential homosexuality along the age spectrum. Say, at 20 it's maybe 60% chance of homosexuality versus 40% heterosexuality. Approaching 40, though, and it dips down to 10% heterosexuality. Beyond 50, a pierced cock is a flaming beacon of gayness.
hodj
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I pierced everything I could on myself and my wife when I was considering a career in piercing.
You gotta practice on someone to learn piercing and tattooing. I have a really shitty tattoo from letting a friend practice tattooing on me as well.
But the piercing is great, hate on it all you want. Never had a woman complain that her g spot gets extra stimulation.
You gotta practice on someone to learn piercing and tattooing. I have a really shitty tattoo from letting a friend practice tattooing on me as well.
But the piercing is great, hate on it all you want. Never had a woman complain that her g spot gets extra stimulation.
hodj
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Also the piercing thing I did like a really long time ago. But once you have it, might as well keep it. Not like you wanna actually go through piercing the thing again later, and an apdravya really won't close up anyway once its healed and set in.
Piercing was a lot more popular in the 90s so cultural conceptions of it have changed a lot. It is seen as more feminine now, I'd say, except dudes get ear gauges now a lot and those things are fucking tacky as fuck imho
Piercing was a lot more popular in the 90s so cultural conceptions of it have changed a lot. It is seen as more feminine now, I'd say, except dudes get ear gauges now a lot and those things are fucking tacky as fuck imho
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Every time I see this thread bumped I want to come and delete every user that has posted in it.
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