Anyone speak Japanese?

Does someone want to do me a huge favor and translate some commentary for me. Just paraphrase about 10 mins of a video.

Jiu Jitsu Priest #111: IBJJF ASIAN OPEN 2013 #2????Y"?"?f-?f??f??,??f^??' - YouTube

From 27:25-36:25

Buddy of mine competed in Japan and they just put up this highlight with him in it, he want's to know what they are saying.

Payment in tits, some girl I fucked a while ago.

I don't know how to spoiler attatchments.

Someone must speak Japanese! I don't need the whole thing translated, just the good things said about my buddy would be great.

Eorkern_sl said:

/r/Translator on Reddit - a place for translation requests

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Thanks! I made a post! +1 to you sir.