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Title: Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014)

Tagline: Ho ho no.

Genre: Comedy, Family

Director: Tim Hill

Release: 2014-11-29

Runtime: 90

Plot: In "Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever," Grumpy Cat is a lonely cat living in a mall pet shop. Because she always gets passed over and never gets chosen by customers, this kitty develops a sour outlook on life until…one day during the holidays, a very special 12-year-old girl named Chyrstal enters the pet store and falls in love with Grumpy Cat. A unique friendship is formed between the two when Chyrstal finds she is the only person who can hear this unique feline talk. In the middle of the holiday rush, Grumpy reluctantly thwarts the kidnapping of an expensive exotic dog she can’t stand and rescues Chyrstal after the mall closes on Christmas Eve. Will Grumpy Cat learn the true meaning of Christmas, or will it be in Grumpy’s words, “Worst. Christmas. Ever?”

 
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BoozeCube

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So after making Thanksgiving dinner enjoying some after dinner drinks on one TV we have some football in the other room there is Christmas with the Kranks. Holy shit this movie sucks asshole through a straw. So let's hear your what Christmas movie makes your cringe and wanna gouge your eyes out?
 

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And who could forget this classic
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Chukzombi

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Reindeer Games
Christmas With The Kranks
Christmas Evil
Jack Frost , i think there are 2 versions and both suck.
 

Caliane

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good place for this.
I just realized this..

Some of you may have noticed an oddity over the last 5 years or so..

The Santa Clause 1 and 3 are aired on ABC family/Freeform every year.

The Santa Clause 2 however is not. For some reason, FX owns the TV rights, and THEY air the Santa clause 2 occasionally.
They were all made by Disney and distributed by Buena Vista(disney) I have no fucking clue why Fox owns the TV rights to The Santa Clause 2.

However.. FX is part of the Disney acquisition of Fox. They are clearly just trying to get back the rights to The Santa Clause 2, so they have air proper marathons of all 3.
 
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yimmien

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Sounds like the Santa Clause cinematic universe is about to get real exciting.
 
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