Boozecube for Amod - Jul to Dec

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BoozeCube

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Copy pasta from my last campaign since my positions are the same as they were then.

Boozecube for Amod - Nov to Jul

I plan to moderate following one simple rule WWMD. That's right what would Mario Do. I plan on spending my entire turn asking Mario his opinion on every mod decision I make.

I will also introduce under the table black market micro transactions to the board by linking up my paypal and trading likes and worfs for shekels. ;)

Since we have apparently unbanned Screamfeeder I will use my new found powers to subtly troll him until he breaks either leaving the board or going fill Chimpout mode causing a perma ban. Can Jews Chimpout? never mind rhetorical question.

If elected a mod I promise to shitpost at least 2-3 times a day without fail and since we're creating content I promise to scour the interwebs and post every picture of this chick taking meat logs in her turd cutter and blame it on Putin for stealing the election from Hillary. Plus it drove Olscratch up the fucking wall.





I will build a wall and make Lendarios pay for it, it will be the best wall and it will keep "those people" you know the ones in the shaw making this forum great again.

 

khorum

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Put Lendarios' naval engineering skill on those floating wall prototypes.
 

suineg

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Out of all the people running only two people need me to clarify this. You are one of them. Did you read the moderator rules especially the one that as a moderator you will never be able to post in a political thread or about politics in any way?
 

Stave

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Fuck, another great poster will be temporarily lost from politics, but I couldn't find a better candidate. Your campaign platform is perfect. You have my vote.
 

pharmakos

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were you ever amod in the past, Booze? or is my memory faulty?
 

ShakyJake

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Voting for you because Anjelica is my favorite pornstar.
 

BoozeCube

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I have noticed recently my opponents have been making a push to get more votes and pander to the undecided voters on this board. To which I say every opponent in this race allegedly jerk off to furry hentai, I have seen no evidence to discredit this statement so it must be true.

Also I have a feeling if I win we might get a new user joining the boards named LiquorSquare who just might shit post as good as I do.
 

Lanx

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I have noticed recently my opponents have been making a push to get more votes and pander to the undecided voters on this board. To which I say every opponent in this race allegedly jerk off to furry hentai, I have seen no evidence to discredit this statement so it must be true.

Also I have a feeling if I win we might get a new user joining the boards named LiquorSquare who just might shit post as good as I do.
The Hentai pics in Screenshots gets a lot of likes
 
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