Poll Choose your fighter!

Choose your fighter!

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Evernothing

Evernothing

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Which and why?


I pick the crab, he has the opportunity to dual wield as soon as another contender goes down or he disarms one.
 
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Soygen

Soygen

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The bird, because he can drop the knife and get the fuck out of that shitty neighborhood.
 
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K

k^M

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Crow, flight is the ultimate advantage. Anything dropped from the air can kill any of those on the ground
 
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V

Vhars

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The crow, flight advantage, size advantage and crows are smart as fuck.
 
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Evernothing

Evernothing

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Killer Crab is obviously just going to catch that knife and watch the crow flee in disgrace.
 
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Kuro

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I might change my vote if the hamster gets to start the fight wedged up another animal's ass. Knife can probably do a lot of damage in there.
 
Oblio

Oblio

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I have a question about the Hamster Photo. WTF is with the dude's fingernails in the photo? Are those fingernails part of the Hamster's Arsenal? This info could be a game changer. Also is that a Mouse or a Hamster?
 
Homsar

Homsar

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Oblio said:
I have a question about the Hamster Photo. WTF is with the dude's fingernails in the photo? Are those fingernails part of the Hamster's Arsenal? This info could be a game changer. Also is that a Mouse or a Hamster?
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Girls hand and Mice have tails, hamsters have nubs. A rat vs a crow on the other hand would be a good matchup

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Oblio

Oblio

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Well that bitch has some fat hands (knees too) so the Hamster is a scratch because she is probably going to eat it. The turtle is the clear choice because if it becomes a war of attrition he can just hunker down & out last the Bird & the Crab.
 
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Homsar

Homsar

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Crows arent pigeons, fuckers will actually make their own knives
Crows are second only to humans in intelligence — even smarter than apes in some research tests. Crows as Clever as Great Apes, Study Says. Their brain-to-body weight ratio is equal to that of the great apes and cetaceans (whales, dolphins, porpoises) and only slightly lower than in humans.

Crows can make and customize tools, understand causality, can reason, count up to five and remember human faces. Wild Hooded Crows in Israel use bread crumbs to bait-fish and in Norway and Sweden they drag fishing lines out of water to get at the hooked fish. New Caledonian Crows are famous for their innovations and tool making, including “knives” made of stiff leaves. Japanese Carrion Crows in Japan drop hard-to-crush nuts on the roadway at intersections so that moving traffic will crush them open. That may not seem so spectacular, but the crows also wait for the traffic light to change to red and then walk out in front of the stopped traffic to gather the nuts. Watch them here
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Royal

Royal

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What do you call a group of crows?

A murder.

Sign me up for Team Murder.
 
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wormie

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Crow is black. Clearly more experienced in violence. However, my money is on the crab.
 
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